The State Fair will arrive soon... This is the glorious season when the largest collection of mesh back hats since Nascar congregates to award prizes to pigs, cows, and teenage girls with batons and/or ponies.

The best part of the fair is the food... Here is a list of what I believe might be very successful State Fair Food Products. FEEL FREE TO POST YOUR OWN IDEAS :-)

Deep Fried Scalloped Potato Burritos with beef and BBQ sauce

Cheddar Ice Cream Scooped Onto a Beef Flavored Sugar Cone

Spaghetti & Meatball Pizza Hoagies

Pure Granulated Sugar Stuffed In A Pita Pocket and Deep Fried

Real Bear, Bear Claws

Mashed Potato stuffed Pork Chop in between two slices of Garlic Texas Toast

Ice cream w/ bacon bits

Breaded tenderloin skewers with gravy marinade

“all the meats – the sandwich” – turkey breast, chicken breast, bacon, ham slices, ribeye steak, hamburger, bratwurst slices, Italian sausage, shredded pork BBQ, roast beef, onions, and green peppers on a buttered hoagie

Chicken Fried BBQ ribs wrapped in bacon and fried again

Batter dipped pizza w/ powdered sugar and chocolate sauce

Fried chicken suspended in green Jell-o

One pound of deep fried Fudge

Pork Fried Pound Cake

Pork Funnel Cake

Deep Fried Banana Pepper Split

Sausage and Sugar Cookies in the shape of Dale Earnhardt

pizza on a stick on a pizza, wrapped in another pizza, on a stick made of pizza.

Portable defibrillators.

Northeast.... this does not compute...

You are probably right... It's a Midwestern/Southern thing... But you can surely get the point. (We don't eat healthy in these parts :-)

Boiled Ice cubes...
Seriously, last time I went to a state fair THAT was on sale. Also, state fair food gives me bad gas...but that baked potato deep fried and covered in bacon was so worth it.. Had those, fucking amazing.

I dunno someone can move after eating something like that!!!

But alright, let's give it a couple shots with a northeast spin:

The Philly Soup:

This first idea is for a "soup," the base for the soup is cheddar cheese sauce with bacon bits. Now, you know how mozzarella sticks are made? You do the same thing there, except instead of elongated you really want more of a ball shape to that fried bread. Now you have all the usual cheesesteak fixins inside that: moz. or swiss cheese, steak, a little onion, a little pepper, a dab of mayo. You drop the cheesesteak balls into the cheese/bacon soup base and voila!

The NY Pizza Bagel

Alright, so you fry up a bagel, those things taste almost like donuts then. Now you're gonna layer that thing with real pizza sauce (we're gonna ship that out to ya), some fresh mozarel, lil basil and oregano mix, top that sucker off with some pepperoni, sausage bits, whatever else you want. Bam there you go!

In other news, I just had a heart attack from even thinking about this.

See... You know what you are doing :-)

I once saw Deep Fried Mayonnaise Balls, btw 8-()

The great thing about being 17 is that this wont adversely affect me until I hit 30.

That is truly disgusting...

Well why not? It seems some people take pride in deep frying stuff....I believe they're called scottish or something akin to it.
Even if it sounds like it ought to be wrong I'd still really like to try a deep fried Mars bar though.