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This is my favourite topic
Posted December 10, 2011
Go back to fucking your dog, you weaboo furfag.
*drops mic*
Posted December 10, 2011
So there I was, just woken up, ready to do some work. When I browse GoG for a moment, then I see this pathetic excuse for a thread

Who in their right mind would ever create a thread solely for the purpose of having people talk shit? You must be the worlds loneliest masochistic bastard, I mean what are you going to do next? Post pictures of yourself cutting yourself for sexual pleasure? I mean Jesus Christ dude, who the fuck do you think you are? Gray Fox? 'HURT ME SNAKE HURT ME MORE'

You're obviously not very smart either, other wise you wouldn't be bashing Steam, I mean steam is a revolution in digital delivery, what are you a revolutionary in? oh that's right! being a fucking dumb ass, I've called Gabe Newell and he's going to come around and kill you with his many Hats, and if that doesn't work he's just going to sit on you, but I've told him to watch out you don't start masturbating while you start choking on his flabby rolls.

Tl;DR? Fuck you, fucking stupid ass masochistic whore

P.S Pokemon fucking sucks, I mean Charmander? fuck you! Agumon will trash that whiny little bitch.

Have a good day you slimy bastard.


(sorry,was that a bit much?)
Post edited December 10, 2011 by cheesetruncheon
Posted December 10, 2011
Go do something mildly unpleasant to yourself. Just not too unpleasant - I don't want to feel bad about it.

I already own Dungeon Defenders, though. Just posting for giggles.
Posted December 10, 2011
Well I already have dungeon defenders but here goes anyway.

I see through your lies in your OP. I hear tell your a support of all kinds of DRM, You think we all deserve it because it's the only thing that hold us all back from piracy. Well the ones who haven't already pirated anyway. The reason you don't redeem the code is because you already have it, you are already a big Steam user.

Your holding a contest for a Steam game to coax one more of us over to their DRM scheme so that person can be "saved". So hows your noble cause going?
Posted December 10, 2011
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cheesetruncheon: Have a good day you slimy bastard.


(sorry,was that a bit much?)
at first I was like "hey, this stuff is funny as hell ..." then I got to the part about the hats and realized I just got trolled.

I'm enjoying this so much I may just buy some GOGs for runners up >^.^<
Posted December 10, 2011
Sod off in a tosspot, you bloody wanker!
Posted December 10, 2011
You bloody cunt-ass-bitch! You better get me some damn Dungeon Defenders or I'll murder the guy behind my shitty luck, never letting me get the goddamn shitty cunt-scud that I want, then rape his mother until her pussy's sore!

I love this here thread, it gives me a chance to REALLY vent my bad luck as dick-hard as I want, and get rewarded! :D
Posted December 10, 2011
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GoJays2025: I'm not good at calling people names, but here goes...

You're a barely-adequate person.
You're not attractive and your hair is a mess.
You are so bad at life that people take pity on you.
Your mother has no special feelings towards you.
The worst thing about you is that you sometimes carry an odour which some people may find offensive.
Hearing your name evokes a nauseous feeling in my stomach.

Sorry if that upset you :(.
Oh come on, at least put a bit of effort in. Stand back, my friend, and learn from the master ;)

*Clears throat

You're a big, stupid DOO-DOO HEAD!!!!
Your skill at videogames may heavily be called into question
I have such intense feelings of hatred for the OP that I hope he/she gets caught in mild rainfall at an inopportune time!!!

Edited to add: the gesture is appreciated, OP, but count me out of the draw please. I'd prefer the game to go to someone who'll enjoy it
Post edited December 10, 2011 by tomdelada
Posted December 10, 2011
origin is the best digital distributor known to mankind. all hail bobby kotick!
you love bobby kotick. You want to kiss him always. You think you like him. Pick him he's clean.
Post edited December 10, 2011 by mrmarioanonym
Posted December 10, 2011
Sogi-Ya, yo momma's so ugly, she bit into a pumpkin... and turned it into a jack-o-lantern.

...Just kidding. I'm sure she's quite lovely.
Posted December 10, 2011
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cheesetruncheon: So there I was, just woken up, ready to do some work. When I browse GoG for a moment, then I see this pathetic excuse for a thread

Who in their right mind would ever create a thread solely for the purpose of having people talk shit? You must be the worlds loneliest masochistic bastard, I mean what are you going to do next? Post pictures of yourself cutting yourself for sexual pleasure? I mean Jesus Christ dude, who the fuck do you think you are? Gray Fox? 'HURT ME SNAKE HURT ME MORE'

You're obviously not very smart either, other wise you wouldn't be bashing Steam, I mean steam is a revolution in digital delivery, what are you a revolutionary in? oh that's right! being a fucking dumb ass, I've called Gabe Newell and he's going to come around and kill you with his many Hats, and if that doesn't work he's just going to sit on you, but I've told him to watch out you don't start masturbating while you start choking on his flabby rolls.

Tl;DR? Fuck you, fucking stupid ass masochistic whore

P.S Pokemon fucking sucks, I mean Charmander? fuck you! Agumon will trash that whiny little bitch.

Have a good day you slimy bastard.


(sorry,was that a bit much?)
Too right it was too much. I mean, the OP bashing was fine, he asked for it. The Steam bashing was perfectly acceptable. I use Steam myself and have done for a while with no problems but of course there are those who don't like the platform and thus have every right to vocalise their dissatisfaction.

However....

You do not, and I mean you do NOT fuck. With. The. Charmander.
Posted December 10, 2011
You so old I can fit a deck of cards in the wrinkles of your face.


(Too Far?)
Posted December 10, 2011
You're a... well you're a... complete.... rotter
Posted December 10, 2011
Ok, I'll start:

[takes deep breath]

You know what? I just can't do it. I just can't make this as special as it would be when translated. You'll just have to make do with imagination. See picture for effect.
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Posted December 10, 2011
You... You are a penguin!
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