Posted March 10, 2014
I hope you guys wanting this badly have played it before, because for those of you who haven't, let me tell ya my "fun" experience.
Oh wait, there was no fun in my experience.
First, NO MANUAL.
You're thrown into a game, with no manual to give you a heads up as to WTF is going on, there is a movie scene, and it just... stops. And your character is standing there, waiting for instructions from you. Yeah, that same you that doesn't have a clue about WTF is going on because there is no manual.
Turns out your supposed to get him to move. Great, I finally figure out how to get him to move. So he's walking around in circles. No popups telling you what buttons to mash or where to go, you just walk around in endless circles bumping into the door because hey, why not figure if you walk into the door you walk through it. With all the info you have to go on, that seems as good an idea as any.
Only he just walks into the door. Finally after 10 minutes of walking around and cussing, I happened to mash the A button on my controller while he was standing close to the basketball. ALL RIGHT!! That did something. A cut scene, where he shoots a foul shot, the ball lands on the floor, and.... back to square one. I figured maybe he had to make 3, or 5 or something foul shots in a row and that would "start something". Nope, after about 8 or 10, I stopped trying. Again, nothing popping up on the screen to help you and no manual.
So I walk over to one of the doors and mash the A button again and another cut scene, he opens the door, enters another room and a phone is ringing. I walk over to the phone, mash the A button, and another cut scene talking to his girlfriend. Great, I think, something is starting to happen.
Two door later, five miles of walking around later, and finally a couple of popups that finally helped a little later, I'm in this long corridor, with a flashlight taped to a gun, and something that you can't really make out (it just looks like black fog on my screen) is blocking your way and a popup comes up and says to shoot it. And which button to hold to aim. (Finally at least SOME help).
So I shoot the "thing". Six times. No more bullets. No help on how to reload, no help on whether you need extra ammo or if you just need to reload. Thinking I needed extra ammo, I spent another hour covering every inch of that long corrider and the room above where the gun was found in the first place and found no ammo, and pressed all the buttons on my controller trying to reload and after that hour, my last one, I wrote this.
For those of you who haven't played this, you've been fairly warned.
Oh wait, there was no fun in my experience.
First, NO MANUAL.
You're thrown into a game, with no manual to give you a heads up as to WTF is going on, there is a movie scene, and it just... stops. And your character is standing there, waiting for instructions from you. Yeah, that same you that doesn't have a clue about WTF is going on because there is no manual.
Turns out your supposed to get him to move. Great, I finally figure out how to get him to move. So he's walking around in circles. No popups telling you what buttons to mash or where to go, you just walk around in endless circles bumping into the door because hey, why not figure if you walk into the door you walk through it. With all the info you have to go on, that seems as good an idea as any.
Only he just walks into the door. Finally after 10 minutes of walking around and cussing, I happened to mash the A button on my controller while he was standing close to the basketball. ALL RIGHT!! That did something. A cut scene, where he shoots a foul shot, the ball lands on the floor, and.... back to square one. I figured maybe he had to make 3, or 5 or something foul shots in a row and that would "start something". Nope, after about 8 or 10, I stopped trying. Again, nothing popping up on the screen to help you and no manual.
So I walk over to one of the doors and mash the A button again and another cut scene, he opens the door, enters another room and a phone is ringing. I walk over to the phone, mash the A button, and another cut scene talking to his girlfriend. Great, I think, something is starting to happen.
Two door later, five miles of walking around later, and finally a couple of popups that finally helped a little later, I'm in this long corridor, with a flashlight taped to a gun, and something that you can't really make out (it just looks like black fog on my screen) is blocking your way and a popup comes up and says to shoot it. And which button to hold to aim. (Finally at least SOME help).
So I shoot the "thing". Six times. No more bullets. No help on how to reload, no help on whether you need extra ammo or if you just need to reload. Thinking I needed extra ammo, I spent another hour covering every inch of that long corrider and the room above where the gun was found in the first place and found no ammo, and pressed all the buttons on my controller trying to reload and after that hour, my last one, I wrote this.
For those of you who haven't played this, you've been fairly warned.
Post edited March 10, 2014 by OldFatGuy