Posted April 01, 2011
Me and all my minions would like to wish you a happy april fools. We are sorry that the world is about to be destroy by a black hole,we made out of our puns.
[flash back]
I would like for you all to meet a new member of the team!
????:Hi i'm Witch the wraith!I was once a paladin,then fell and became a necromancer!
Can i tell them the rest of my back story now?
Me:No,we would run of time.
Witch:Ahhh man!Can i call my self the Witch King then Or King Witch?
Me:No and no.
Witch:How about 8 lesser wraiths under my command!We can call our selves ring wraiths!
Me:.... No and again nope.
Witch:Ahh man!O well,at least your more interesting to talk to then boo the ghost.
Me:Captain!
Captain death:Yes sir?
Me:Get me my lawyer,we may need him today.I have a feeling we may just get sued.
captain Death:Yip yip!Right away sir!
Witch:So boss,why do you hate paladins so much?
Me:You will have to learn about part of my long life and my unlife.
Witch:Man i don't have the time for that!
Me:Don't have time?You're fucking undead!
Witch:Candy!
Me:Candy?
Witch:No not that kind of candy. Draining people of their life force,its like candy and if i have two much,i feel like a 5 year old on a sugar rush!
Me:Well that is interesting.
[few seconds later witch sees a few spiders on the floor]
Witch:O look candy!
[put short chase here. Alymay catchs him in the act.]
Alymay:Stop him!Someone stop him!Think of the spiders!
Witch:Candy candy!
Captain death:I call the lawyer sir. Should be here soon and what is happening?
Me:Just a fun chase about to happen. Ready the Benny hills music!
Captain death:Why sir?
me:For i'm a soul man!
Captain death:Trying to make a pun sir?Yip yip! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NcA_nP3_Q8E
Me:Yep and i see the music is ready.
[over at techpun control!]
Techpunminion:Sir!So many puns so!If they don;t stop,it will make a earth destroying black hole!
Leaderoftechpun:That is just punny,just fucking punny!Get the boss on line now!
Techpunminion:On line now sir!
Techpunleader:Boss boss!Dam it we lost him!You Pun-pun!
Pun-pun:Yip sir?
Techpunleader:See what is wrong and fix it!
Pun-pun:Yip yip!
[back at my part of the lair]
Witch:O honey honey!O sugar sugar!You are my candy girl and you got me wanting you!Now let me drain these spider of their life force!
Alymay:Never!
Imp lawyer:All right what did you need me for and where is my secretary?That is the last time i hire a blond succubus. Don't you worry,i'm one hell of devil when it comes to being a lawyer,even if i do say so my self.
Techpunleader:Boss boss!
Me:Yes what is it?
Techpunleader:One more pun and you will make a world destroying black hole.
Me:Dam!I like the world,its where i keep my stuff.
Boo the ghost:Hi any one seen Witch?I'm Boo the ghost.
Witch:Hi boo! Hey what is this growing black thing on the floor right here.
Me:O Fuck!Its a black hole run for it and sound the alarm!
Captain death:Yip yip!
[put running for lives here]
[end flash back]
That is how we made a world destroying black hole. If you're reading this,you are one of the few to learn about it before the black hole killed us all!
[black hole kills everyone]
Not april fools!
Witch:Ahh man it would of been so cool to make a black hole out of puns!
Me:Sure it would,if it didn't kill us or destroy the world.
Witch: O right.
Me:Yes you learn fast and happy april fools day everyone!Thanks for reading the worst april fool's day joke ever!Remember to make sure to take your free cookie,on the table over there.
[flash back]
I would like for you all to meet a new member of the team!
????:Hi i'm Witch the wraith!I was once a paladin,then fell and became a necromancer!
Can i tell them the rest of my back story now?
Me:No,we would run of time.
Witch:Ahhh man!Can i call my self the Witch King then Or King Witch?
Me:No and no.
Witch:How about 8 lesser wraiths under my command!We can call our selves ring wraiths!
Me:.... No and again nope.
Witch:Ahh man!O well,at least your more interesting to talk to then boo the ghost.
Me:Captain!
Captain death:Yes sir?
Me:Get me my lawyer,we may need him today.I have a feeling we may just get sued.
captain Death:Yip yip!Right away sir!
Witch:So boss,why do you hate paladins so much?
Me:You will have to learn about part of my long life and my unlife.
Witch:Man i don't have the time for that!
Me:Don't have time?You're fucking undead!
Witch:Candy!
Me:Candy?
Witch:No not that kind of candy. Draining people of their life force,its like candy and if i have two much,i feel like a 5 year old on a sugar rush!
Me:Well that is interesting.
[few seconds later witch sees a few spiders on the floor]
Witch:O look candy!
[put short chase here. Alymay catchs him in the act.]
Alymay:Stop him!Someone stop him!Think of the spiders!
Witch:Candy candy!
Captain death:I call the lawyer sir. Should be here soon and what is happening?
Me:Just a fun chase about to happen. Ready the Benny hills music!
Captain death:Why sir?
me:For i'm a soul man!
Captain death:Trying to make a pun sir?Yip yip! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NcA_nP3_Q8E
Me:Yep and i see the music is ready.
[over at techpun control!]
Techpunminion:Sir!So many puns so!If they don;t stop,it will make a earth destroying black hole!
Leaderoftechpun:That is just punny,just fucking punny!Get the boss on line now!
Techpunminion:On line now sir!
Techpunleader:Boss boss!Dam it we lost him!You Pun-pun!
Pun-pun:Yip sir?
Techpunleader:See what is wrong and fix it!
Pun-pun:Yip yip!
[back at my part of the lair]
Witch:O honey honey!O sugar sugar!You are my candy girl and you got me wanting you!Now let me drain these spider of their life force!
Alymay:Never!
Imp lawyer:All right what did you need me for and where is my secretary?That is the last time i hire a blond succubus. Don't you worry,i'm one hell of devil when it comes to being a lawyer,even if i do say so my self.
Techpunleader:Boss boss!
Me:Yes what is it?
Techpunleader:One more pun and you will make a world destroying black hole.
Me:Dam!I like the world,its where i keep my stuff.
Boo the ghost:Hi any one seen Witch?I'm Boo the ghost.
Witch:Hi boo! Hey what is this growing black thing on the floor right here.
Me:O Fuck!Its a black hole run for it and sound the alarm!
Captain death:Yip yip!
[put running for lives here]
[end flash back]
That is how we made a world destroying black hole. If you're reading this,you are one of the few to learn about it before the black hole killed us all!
[black hole kills everyone]
Not april fools!
Witch:Ahh man it would of been so cool to make a black hole out of puns!
Me:Sure it would,if it didn't kill us or destroy the world.
Witch: O right.
Me:Yes you learn fast and happy april fools day everyone!Thanks for reading the worst april fool's day joke ever!Remember to make sure to take your free cookie,on the table over there.
Post edited April 01, 2011 by uruk
