There are still ways to sucker people into clicking on your topic when they've seen the first paragraph after mousing over the thread title, but you have to be moderately creative to do so, and not everyone is that.

wut

But all threads on these forums nowadays are crap anyway so they'd be pointless.

Right, so what's one more order of magnitude of inanity?

No one's astroturfing the site with some famous pictures, the name of which includes something about goats, so I'm okay with the current set up.