As the one with ultimate power and the creator of rules, I say - YES! (as smooth taking Hamlet managed to push a couple of wrecks on some poor sods)

It looks like we have managed to flog some of the stock, the current sales figures is 21 cars sold today, an increase of 42% from yesterday. However, there is still a lot of stock which needs shifted before next year starts.

It most definitely counts. Well, you made me giggle. Georges approach can be discussed, however, he managed to get some sales on paper, but we got some complaints about "pressured sales" from a raving lunatic... Not sure what they meant, and company policy is "no refunds or returns" Good old JFK, he is to honest to be flogging these cars... I think I need to let him go soon.

I'll abuse this with simplicity then.:P
For Fallout NV:
Ozzy Osbourne sells a car: "Eh, er, hubb'la, rrr'ubla...Look man, er, ehh,just buy the f@$in' car, will ya?"

I shall one up your simplicity!

Pyro from Tf2:

Mmph mmph Car mmph mmph umph fire mmph mumph hmph buy mmph huhmp now

Still after FNV: UE :)

I'm watching You.


We can do more than one? I'll abuse that too!

Steve Ballmer sells a car: "SUSPENSION! SUSPENSION! SUSPENSION!"

[edit:] Yeah, still after that shiny 2010 FNV

You know, I don't actually know. If not, then the pyro post doesn't count, and is just there for fun.

*Unless it's more amusing than my first post :P

The all powerful says - EVERYTHING GOES!

it is all on good fun, the most important thing is that hose wrecks... I mean cars, get sold. (However - only two post can win a game in the end off course).

Old Spice guy

Hello, drivers, look at your car, now look at mine, now back at your car. Sadly, it isn't my car, but it could be, if you are willing to part with that old pinto of yours, and bought mine instead. Look down, back up, where are you? You are in a car just like like mine, cruising vegas and attracting crowds of attractive young women. Look at your hand, look at me, and look back again. It is holding the keys to my car, and in the car your beautiful supermodel Latina wife will be waiting.
Anything is possible when you have a car like mine and not a pinto.
I'm a tree.

Still FNV :)
I think I should stop for now. I already made 3 posts.

BTW - the selection process is done according to well established management techniques, as illustrated by Tim Schafer

Be sure to use black sabbath albums for the blood sacrifice.
I know a guy who used an Iron maiden album. Poor bloke became a incubus's personal jock strap.

Mr. Abraham Lincoln selling a used sports car...

Four score and seven years ago Henry Ford brought forth on this continent the Automobile, conceived in awesomesauce and dedicated to the proposition that all men must feel the wind in their hair or what remains of it.

Now we are engaged in a great negotiation, testing whether this vehicle, or any vehicle, so conceived in awesomesauce can stay unsold past this very day! We have come together on this parking lot to ensure the freedom of this vehicle into your capable hands, a final resting place for a worthy automoblile that has given untold joys to each that has rode it previously. It is altogether fitting and proper that we should do this.

But, in a larger sense, we can not dedicate the sale of this vehicle without your cash. We can not hallow this very ground without your commitment to this sale. The brave men, living and dead, who built this auto with their bare hands must have their memories honored by your cash. The world at large will little note, nor long remember what we do here, but I can never forget what YOU did here.
It is for us to be here dedicated to the great task remaining before us—that we are highly resolved to complete this transaction so that these dead shall not have built the vehicle in vain—that this nation, under God, shall have a new used car owner—and this dealership of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth.

BUMP!

Get lively people - these cars are not going to sell themselves.

"I know what you are thinking. A convertible? Who on his right mind drives a convertible? But let me tell you this, when one looks as good as you and I do, it would be a crime against humanity to hide our faces beneath a roof. After all, what are they going to do, put a bullet through our heads?"
JFK car sales pitch.

In for FO:NV, even though my sales pitch will probably be considered a very bad form.

Sorry i prefer to keep it to one post so everyone else has better chances of winning, although winning FNV would be pretty rad. Considering it's UE is pretty righteous
You'd think more people would enter :\

Hi amok, thanks for the giveaway mate! I'd like to enter for Fallout: New Vegas - Ultimate Edition and RAGE both please.

Who am I?

"You see here a classic vehicle for sale! It's an old vintage that was given to me back in 1969 as a gift from my mum. I have many in my collection you see, since I am quite the rich bugger. This Aston Martin has only had one owner (me) and it's not been driven very much. It has very low mileage and has been well maintained over the years. Umm...well, I let my son drive it when he recently got married. The bloody idiot left the parking brake on while toting around his new bride, but I don't think there's any damage. Bloody transmission should be okay after that mess. At least the boy doesn't cavort with strippers or run around naked in Las Vegas. What's a father to do eh?"