But more to the point.

More importantly, where is that restaurant that girl went to. That menu was superb, I would buy a house nearby any restaurant with a menu like that. Though, I would die of a coronary within two years, but those two years of life would be awesome.

True, true.

So, is it a fake commercial (a parody) or a real thing? I find it a little bit too ridiculous to be real, but who knows...

It's very real. I've seen ads for it. I refuse to believe that the States has the market cornered on bizarre/stupid inventions. With the permission of the OP I'd like to open this thread up to hearing about stupid shit like this being sold around the globe.

Come to think of it, where is BillyMaysFan? He should be in here.

No idea, but neither Firefox nor Chromium wanted to play fetch with the website, Opera 12 worked though.

It seems the product isn't being sold yet, but one can answeer a few quesions for a chance to win one and become a beta tester.

Well, back in 2008 there was this product by mathlete, though the original page seems to have been deleted. To the wayback machine!

"So wake up Mr. Freeman...wake up and...smell the bacon"

And for those who need everything bacon flavored

There's always time for lubrication....

For those wanting both, the Bacon wake up and actual Bacon when you wake up, you can always follow the Michael Scott wake up routine. Just remember to watch your feet.