Witcher 3 - Best detective game ever made:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XkIKbTiuJ9A

Very cool take on witcher 3's storytelling style.

Zero Punctuation's take on The Wild Hunt:
(Warning, some swearing: ) http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/10161-The-Witcher-3-Wild-Hunt-Review

Shamus Young & Witcher 3:
http://www.shamusyoung.com/twentysidedtale/?p=26955
http://www.shamusyoung.com/twentysidedtale/?p=27213

All very informative takes on Witcher 3.

Yes, I acknowledge W3 has bugs. I merely link nifty data for sharing awesome bits of Witcher 3 with non-gamers and with folks who may not like RPGs in general.

These reviews have great reasons on why you should give Witcher 3 a shot.

Sticky, mebbe?

You know what pisses me off? These "reviewer" types who are jumping on the bandwagon now that Witcher 3 has struck mass market appeal, but still feel the need to defend their idiotic impressions of previous games with charges of "fan service" and having problems representing women. As though Saskia, Sile, Triss, Ves, and all the other characters who outright drove the first and second game were little more than titillation.

And seriously, "Gerald"? Yeah, fuck all of these guys. Swords don't even break in this game when they lose all of their durability. None of these idiots know what they're talking about and they don't even bother hiding it.

Yahtzee is commenting in a sarcastic and satiric style. Half of what he says is not meant to be understood literally. Watch his other videos to get the whole picture.

What an awfully convenient defense against saying things that are patently false. I suppose him calling the main character "Gerald" is meant to be humorous, as well?

Oh, my sides.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Satire

You've opened my eyes. Eat a dick, Jonathan Swift—these gaming personalities have truly mastered the craft.

At least you've learned sarcasm.

BTW, in Yahtzee standards, this review means TW3 is like GOTY.

Zero Punctuation is a comedy channel, not a review per se. And downvoting for posting reviews? Give me a break.

O_0

I suppose ZP is an aquired taste. Sure, he's satirical.
Downvoting for the extra credits vid tho?

Dang, 227.
You seem to have homed in on the one review that contains swearing, and your inability to parse his satire means you ignored everything the other reviewers said.

Hope I can get some upvotes so others can see and enjoy the reviews too, as their wont may be.

Oh, and 227 - that's "Wont" as in http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/wont - not "won't" with a missing apostrophe..