Is this really necessary every time I turn around? Are there people out there who actually enjoy constantly getting beat into the ground?

Not only can I not win any of the spontaneous fist fights (the ones attached to fight club quests I can win) but I also can't retaliate after getting my ass kicked by cutting their fucking throats.

So I'll repeat, are there really people out there who actually enjoy getting their asses kicked?

If so, let me know, I'll be glad to fucking oblige.