Things you've seen or done in game, that made you laugh.

Yesterday I took control of my first boat, and then it sank..... O-o

For me the funniest moments in the game were getting into a fight with Yennifer and getting teleported above the lake north of Kaer Morhen, and the whole drunken Witcher episode at the end of the Ugly Baby quest. On the whole I found this game funnier than the other two Witchers, but it lacked the big dramatic and horrific moments.

The moment Zoltan asks Geralt to help him with cards :D Whole quest line is a killer joke :D Not to mention everything connected with Jaskier and Zoltan. Ach good stuff @_@.

Yeah, those two scenes were mega funny. I died laughing with the drunk boys night scene at Kaer Morhen and them trying to pick up sorceresses through Yennifer's magic machine thingie. LOL

Another thing that cracked me up was just some of the random vulgarity in the game. I occasionally hear two women bickering at each other in Novigrad or some other places and one of them says "I'll stick a rake in your cunt!" That's nasty! :) LOL

Well probably a reference to Polish festive song "A chachary żyją". There are millions of versions of lyrics and I remember quite a few contain rake and cunt. Ahhh and I missed it.... Time to go to Novigrad it seems.
Here is a disco-polo version begining with something like "One guy from Sosnowiec stroke down jet plane with his dick". Then there is line about rake too:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ednFpdMHI4

So glad someone confirmed the "I'll stick a rake in your cunt!" wasn't sure if I just imagined it!!!!! ;-)

There are some funny quotes from movies, like Holy Grail and Pulp Fiction as well.

Yeah, I saw a video of those although I didn't pick up on them during game play. I did pick up on several other movie and pop culture references throughout the game though. There is a Madonna reference, a Fight Club reference, a 300 reference, Game of Thrones reference and a few others.

I wouldn't say this made me laugh, but it did put a smile on my face, standing there listening to Trollolo sing his barrack songs at White Eagle Fort.

Wʜᴏ ᴅʀɪɴᴋ ʙᴀʀʀᴇʟs ᴀɴᴅ ᴀsᴋ ғᴏʀ ᴍᴏʀᴇ?
Tʜᴇ ɪɴғᴀɴᴛʀʏ ғʀᴏᴍ Tʀᴇᴛᴀɢᴏʀ
Pɪᴋᴇs ɪɴ ᴀɪʀ, sᴡᴏʀᴅs ᴛᴏ sᴋʏ
Nɪʟғɢᴀᴀʀᴅ sᴄᴜᴍ ᴍᴜsᴛ ᴅɪᴇ ᴅɪᴇ ᴅɪᴇ!
Wʜᴏ ᴍᴀᴋᴇs Eᴍʜʏʀ ᴡᴇᴛ ʜɪs ᴘᴀɴᴛʏ?
Cᴀᴠᴀʟʀʏ ғʀᴏᴍ Nɪᴍɴᴀʀ ᴠᴀʟʟᴇʏ
Pɪᴋᴇs ɪɴ ᴀɪʀ, sᴡᴏʀᴅs ᴛᴏ sᴋʏ
Nɪʟғɢᴀᴀʀᴅ sᴄᴜᴍ ᴍᴜsᴛ ᴅɪᴇ ᴅɪᴇ ᴅɪᴇ!


Edit: in case anybody misses the reference, see the quest "The Volunteer".

One of my favorite missions. I go back to visit just to hear his magical voice!!!!

Trolls were some of the best moments of the game IMHO.

Weird experience today

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Some of the dialogues between NPCs are pretty hilarious (I use the Polish VA, so they might be slightly different in other languages)

Barons soldiers, standing next to the second gate in Crows Perch
[S1] Gimme a coin... Tails - we will go and clean the sh*t from stables. Head - we will go and find some nice tits to squezze
[S2] Are yo crazy? Only one toss-up??
[S1] No, we will be to tossing it until we satisfied with results!

Pairs of beggars in Novigrad
[B1] So what the story with this healer?
[B2] I was just strollilng around, miniding my own bussines when this bastard comes and healed me! I was a one happy leperous and now I have to work!

Guards on the bridge to Kaer Trolde
[G1] The birthday of my little girl Kilda is comming. And I have no idea what gift I should gave her...
[G2] Maybe a nice big axe?
[G1] An axe?? Really??
[G2] What? I will be very happy...

Peasants on Skellige
[P1] The End is near!
[P2] Who said that?
[P1] Druids
[P2] What? These guys cannot even predict the weather for the next day!

And the line after you try to talk to random dwarves in Novigrad, that is most probably intelligible only for Poles:
"Sam jesteś kur*a Hałabała!"

There were some jokes I laughed at, but what I don't really like is that I can't remember them.
Witchers drink-fest was good, sure, drunk Geralt luring katakan with his singing is also funny, GOG/DRM references on Skellige, farting trolls, punching Lugos, 1358 yet, elven art, fivesome, pogrom of Avallac'h's lab, Odrin, Old Olle reference, Schroedinger, and every bloody moment of Thaler.
Can't say it's enough for 200h+ game.

"The Life of Brian" found with the druid that refused to speak, only after three times of Geralt shocking him ....!

I kept getting asked if "they" or was it "someone" had rubbed honey all over my ass yet. I keep checking but the answer is definitely "NO!" lol

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Ully the Unlucky quest:
<W> : Then one day a wraith show up?
<M1>: How did you know?!
<M2>: Told ye, he's a witcher, a cunning man. He's knows these things.

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singing troll-volonteer (White Eagle Fort).