Three Dirty Dwarves

Three Dirty Dwarves (1996)

by Appaloosa Interactive, Sega, SegaSoft
Genres:Arcade, Hack and slash/Beat 'em up, Fighting
Themes:Action, Comedy
Game modes:Single player, Multiplayer
Story:Four genetically altered geeks have opened the trans-dimensional gates to reality and summoned a rag-tag posse of filthy orc dwarves to rescue them from their maniacal captor. Run amuch with up to 3 players, through over 20 hard-hitting whacko worlds of car-tooney ghettos and freaked-out bosses!
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user avatar@WaffulSyrupuser avatar@WaffulSyrup
January 29, 2025
Three Dirty Dwarves is a very unique and comedic take on a beat em up, I'd probably call it a variety action game. It's really damn good and I'd love to see a re-release of the PC version to run on modern hardware.
Loved playing the demo on Sega Saturn when I was kid. It was a blast for it's time with all of the destruction involved! Hopefully this is brought back to life along with online multiplayer!
This was one of my 1st games that i bought on PC. The combat is smooth, the comedic take and with that amazing sound track, this is a blast from the start. Unfortunately its very underrated. i still feel bad for when i lost the CD, haunted to this day. I wish this would be brought back to live not only for nostalgia but it deserve a spotlight.
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