GR00T: No way.
I know your kind: popping into the game forums, prancing about with your fancy avatars, your 'New User' forum tags, and your rep 0, and all the while your join date says you've been here for 2 years.
Yeah, sure, you want me now. But what happens when the shine is off the relationship, you realize I fart in the tub and snore at night, and we no longer like the same games? And when I'm old and the dry rot sets in, and no longer the sexy hunk of solid oak that I am now? Yeah, then you'll be running to the next forum asking for friends there. I've seen it a hundred times. You aren't going to fool me.
This just makes me want you more. I'm in it for the long run