prankdial.com is awesome, but haven't lost total interest.

Next person is a chronic masturbator.

You do realize that it is very rude to ask about that topic?

Next person, who must not be "From Greece", has been to Greece at least once.

It is? I never knew. :)

Next person has been to "darkest africa". And eats cat.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gkLnwe4DO5w

True. But it was by accident. I was 12 or 14 or something. I live in Turkey very close to Greece. We were fishing with boat in open sea and a storm broke out. Most of the other fishermen understood that it would become a storm and went back to land but my father was stubborn. We were 6 men (5 men and me ) on the boat. The waves were higher than 2 meters and we mostly tried to keep the balance rather than see what where we were going. And when we finally saw a piece of land, we sailed there with hope. It was raining heavily and we were happy to be on land again. Then soldiers came with huge guns. They took us but they were kind. We were returned the next day. The end. :)

Next person has tried sushi this week.

No, but i did last year, at Lidl's Asian Week. I bought the sushi kit, purchased extras smoked salmon and cucumber and rolled it myself! Ate 4 temaki rolls all by myself!

Next person has tried sake recently, warm or cold served.

I wish

Next guy is a scammer...

nope. but that nes romanian and aussie might disagree.

next person is a gorilla.

Nope. I am not a gorilla, or a guerrilla. At least as of yet...

Next person had an entire transformation and changing of lifestyle.

not really. i'm not as "fierce"/gung ho as i used to be, mostly for health reasons.

next person is LGBT, but without a tumblr and/or twitter account.

I have a twitter account that I've not used in ages. And most of the time I'm straight cis male...

The next person has a partner who snores.

Nope, but had a father who did.

Next person is planning on going back to school.

oh wow. that's what i planned almost 10 years ago! TIA. such is life. >_>

next person is a plain clothes commando SOP counter-terrorist private-first-class who checked a mainframe.

No.

The next person has never served in the military.

conscription... meh.

next person watched pewtty pie play CoD.