Granted, but then all the water is replaced with rubber ducks.

I wish I had an explosive TV.

Granted, but now if you open 10+ tabs the program will close and the PC turn off on itself and can only be turned on 2 hours later.

Oh, and it only allow Bing for your web search (traitor!)

I wish I own a super computer small enough it can fit on my palm.

It only calculates weather patterns or something boring like that.

I wish I could teleport myself anywhere.

Edit: Dammit, already corrupted.

Granted, but you tried it and now are stuck in a wall.

I wish I had money do to giveaways...

Granted but people hate you because you all of your giveaways are rigged.

I wish Windows went open source.

Granted, but their customer service is now just as bad as open source software customer service. I wish for GoG cards.

Granted, but at each of them there will be some characters missing, so you wont be able to redeem them.

I wish for a wish.

Granted, but it's going to be corrupted.

I wish I could go to sleep.

You do go to sleep. Forever.

I wish I could make any game I can imagine magically materialize.

granted but it will be a steam exclusive requiring U-play.

I wish for a rainy day.

granted, but you will have to move to the UK !!!!!

I wish we had a child

Granted, but that child will be horrible brat, who will drive you mad.

I wish I would be able to stretch my limbs as far as I would want.

I think you are trying to kill the game there. There is no way I am corrupting a wish for a child...

Granted, but it will be a hideous devil child, like in Rosemary's Baby.

I wish I never had to sleep.