Granted - However your girlfriend shoots a video and posts it on YouTube. It goes viral and is seen by your Boss. He fires you on the spot for eating an endangered animal and drinking wine while you were supposed to be home sick.

I wish I had a pair of wireless headphones.

Granted, but they only receive messages from wireless routers.

I wish I was in Skyrim.

Granted, but as soon as you arrived a giant has launched you into space.

I wish my favorite bands went back to the kind of music they played 15 years ago.

Granted, but its prominent members disagree and leave the band.

I wish we could identify the UFO sightings, what they are in reality.

Granted, but the truth is so borring, that everyone tries to forget it and think of UFOs as they did before.

I wish I lived by the sea.

Granted, But you don't realize until your there that you get sea sickness.

I wish I could get rid of the corrupt debt based financial system and replace it with a credit/merit based financial system, and give the 13 families and the commitee of 300 the boot and print our own credit based currency.

Granted, but the public fails at regulating money printing and therefore society crumbles due to inflation.

I wish I could lose weight faster and easier.

Granted, but it gets out of control, and you suddenly see yourself with a BMI of 13 and have no opportunity of gaining weight again.

I wish I would enjoy every moment of my life intensly

Granted, but then after so much fun, you're beginning to forget how to enjoy your life. (and the cycle begins again)

I wish with new sequels to Total War series, they would have the AI improved significantly.

Granted. The AI now outgrew videogames and find them boring and childish.

I wish I could exit my life now and restore an old save.

Granted, but in the end, at highscore screen, you'll see "cheated" mark next to your score.

I wish that Age of Empires series wouldn't die out, there'll be more sequels just as great or better.

Granted, there will be tons of sequels that are just as great as the old Age of Empires- they are all the excact same game with with only graphics improving

I wish I could speak more languages fluently

Granted - You now can speak fluent Klingon, Wookie, Unas, and Vampirese; all of which do you no good.

I wish I had a large McDonalds Coffee with one cream.

Granted, but it's cold

I wish I could fly like Peter Pan

Granted, but in order for it to work, you also need to wear his outfit.

I'd wish I had a memory like that of a computer, remembering everything without effort.