Posted July 06, 2013

JohnWalrus
Sliver
Registered: Apr 2012
From United States

DrOblivious
Movies N' Junk
Registered: Jun 2012
From United States
Posted July 06, 2013
Granted, but your incessant requests for Dick cause the library to ban you on suspicion of being a sex offender.
I wish I had a 12 gauge double-barreled shotgun made of alligator skin that fired radioactive gophers.
I wish I had a 12 gauge double-barreled shotgun made of alligator skin that fired radioactive gophers.

Lou
Eschalon - Book One
Registered: Oct 2009
From United States
Posted July 06, 2013

I wish this weekend could last a few days longer.

stephium
Cantaloupe
Registered: Aug 2012
From Australia

hudfreegamer
hudfree 4 life
Registered: Dec 2012
From United States

DrOblivious
Movies N' Junk
Registered: Jun 2012
From United States
Posted July 06, 2013
Granted, but your are made to be so fat that you can't move and need to be surrounded by a team of doctors 24/7 just to stay alive.
I wish that Yahtzee and Gabe would put out a new let's play already.
ninja'd
I wish that Yahtzee and Gabe would put out a new let's play already.
ninja'd
Post edited July 06, 2013 by DrOblivious

H3xx
Found it!
Registered: Jun 2013
From United States
Posted July 06, 2013
Granted! But upon clicking the link to the video you b0rke the internet for everyone else causing unmitigated nerd rage and worldwide riots. The rest of the world eventually hunts you down and they proceed to mush you into a jelly, thereby fixing the internets for all.
I wish vampires could live among humans in equality without fear of being decapitated and burned for being way cooler than us mortals.0_o
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I wish vampires could live among humans in equality without fear of being decapitated and burned for being way cooler than us mortals.0_o
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Post edited July 06, 2013 by H3xx

fraien08
Budget gamer
Registered: Jun 2013
From New Zealand
Posted July 07, 2013
Granted. Unfortunately, that equality goes the way of 1984 when the vampires, already at the top of the food-chain, realize that their prey no longer rejects them, but rather accepts them with open arms. Within 30 years, every living human will be cryogenically stored, and farmed for blood.
I wish I wished.
I wish I wished.
Post edited July 07, 2013 by fraien08

DrOblivious
Movies N' Junk
Registered: Jun 2012
From United States
Posted July 07, 2013

I wish I wished.
I wish I win some of these giveaways I entered.

Palvikinkku
Cpt. Facialhair
Registered: Apr 2011
From Finland
Posted July 07, 2013
^
Granted, but you'll only win Big Rigs all over again, until you have twenty of them.
I wish Fallout 4 would be at least as good as Fallout New Vegas and if possible, par with first two.
Granted, but you'll only win Big Rigs all over again, until you have twenty of them.
I wish Fallout 4 would be at least as good as Fallout New Vegas and if possible, par with first two.

GoodGuyA
Too Good
Registered: Sep 2010
From United States
Posted July 07, 2013

H3xx
Found it!
Registered: Jun 2013
From United States
Posted July 07, 2013
Granted! But since you're a faceless "new user" and provide little in the way of entertainment, they quickly tire of you and decide to slam-dance you into pulp, which they use to fertilize their saplings.
I wish for sentient leg hairs that could scratch my nuts for me.
I wish for sentient leg hairs that could scratch my nuts for me.
Post edited July 07, 2013 by H3xx

Lifthrasil
Bring the GOG-Downloader back!
Registered: Apr 2011
From Germany

DrOblivious
Movies N' Junk
Registered: Jun 2012
From United States
Posted July 07, 2013
Granted, but you travel to the time of dinosaurs, where he drops you. Good luck dodging T-rexs.
I wish I could turn invisible at will, which would also turn anything I touch invisible and cancel any noise I make.
I wish I could turn invisible at will, which would also turn anything I touch invisible and cancel any noise I make.

N0x0ss
Grim Acolyte
Registered: Mar 2012
From Lebanon
Posted July 07, 2013

I wish I could turn invisible at will, which would also turn anything I touch invisible and cancel any noise I make.
You become quite sad when you discover all the bad things people say about you and commit suicide.
Your body is never discovered since you forgot to turn visible before dying, and you never get a proper burial.
I wish I could have enough time to play all those GOG games I never have a chance to play !