^ Tends to wretch barfings with his wretch power.

^Traveled back in time for a couple of minutes and ended up in space. Luckily he could hold his breath, so he could wait for Earth to catch up. In the end he ended up exactly where he started from, but was a couple of minutes older.

^ There is no means by which an accurate prognostication may be offered as to the content of his next post in this forum.

^ Pontificates about prognostication.

^ Thinks Earth orbits the sun in a couple of minutes.

^ He drank some mercury.

^ He traveled to Venus and came home with a venereal disease.

^played Venus Hostage yesterday.

Misinterpreted my post.
But I should have mentioned that the time jump happened when all Earth's and sun's movement direction were nearly aligned, that's quite a distance (the sun alone moves with 220km per second already, let's ignore the Galaxy for a moment).

^ Doesn't understand that the time-travel put him in front of Earth, not behind it.

^ doesn't realize that he mentioned "time-travel" while describing "space-travel".

^ He doesn't understand spacetime.

^ Sometimes he wants to fix his ship, return home and forget these miserable, jealous and petty human beings.

^ A very intuitive and perceptive individual, he really "gets me."

^ Owns 3000 back issues of Crock magazine and refuses to sell any of them, even though I remember buying the Spawn/Spam issue from somewhere else and laughing till I cried.
P.S. Anyone who reads this should immediately go park in a fire lane.

^ Wants me to park my car even though I don't have one.