Posted March 20, 2024
^ Overlooks the fact that I've never eaten an anchovy and have no particular desire to do so, which means that I haven't had any pizza matching that description.
HeresMyAccount
New User
Registered: Oct 2014
From Other
oldgamebuff42
The jacked furry
Registered: Mar 2016
From United States
Posted March 20, 2024
^Is the proud owner of a funnel-web spider named Bob, that hasn't bitten him yet. All of us here on the forum dread the day when he posts "My spider bit me!"
Hooyaah
“All good stories deserve embellishment.”
Registered: Dec 2014
From United States
Posted March 20, 2024
^ Bob "bit" him just antecedent to his post.
InSaintMonoxide
美猴王
Registered: Mar 2015
From Bosnia and Herzegovina
Posted March 20, 2024
^ Suffers from a mean acid reflux but refuses to admit to himself that the unhealthy amounts of Dr. Pepper are to blame for that.
LegoDnD
Conspiracy Nut
Registered: Mar 2013
From United States
Posted March 20, 2024
^ Thinks there's an unhealthy amount of of doctors, which is a paradox.
Hooyaah
“All good stories deserve embellishment.”
Registered: Dec 2014
From United States
Posted March 20, 2024
^ He was not thinking antecedent to his post just above.
Post edited March 20, 2024 by Hooyaah
InSaintMonoxide
美猴王
Registered: Mar 2015
From Bosnia and Herzegovina
Posted March 20, 2024
^ Is not a vegan and thinks soy products are disgusting and a health hazard.
Hooyaah
“All good stories deserve embellishment.”
Registered: Dec 2014
From United States
Posted March 20, 2024
^ He was thinking analytically just prior to his above post.
InSaintMonoxide
美猴王
Registered: Mar 2015
From Bosnia and Herzegovina
Posted March 20, 2024
^ His accusations may not be as baseless as they seem at first sight.
Hooyaah
“All good stories deserve embellishment.”
Registered: Dec 2014
From United States
LegoDnD
Conspiracy Nut
Registered: Mar 2013
From United States
Posted March 20, 2024
^ When studying to become the Arbiter of English, he skipped a page about hyphenated words.
Hooyaah
“All good stories deserve embellishment.”
Registered: Dec 2014
From United States
Posted March 20, 2024
^ He actually believes that hyphenated words are actually and effectively but one word.
LegoDnD
Conspiracy Nut
Registered: Mar 2013
From United States
Posted March 21, 2024
^ Willfully ignores the "baseless" requirement.
Hooyaah
“All good stories deserve embellishment.”
Registered: Dec 2014
From United States
Posted March 21, 2024
He knows that his statement was "baseless."
(...or did he?)
(...or did he?)
LegoDnD
Conspiracy Nut
Registered: Mar 2013
From United States
Posted March 21, 2024
^ Twilight Zone music plays in his head.