^ To swoon a Zune, HMA is enough of a goon coon at noon to spoon and moon for poon boon too soon like a loon toon on a rune dune.

^ It would be best if at my behest he got dressed, covering his breast with more than just a vest. Upon you this I must press, for it is no jest, (HeresMyAccount can attest). All of your house guests do to me protest, and this they have professed: the being in a state of distress after a good nights rest when, as to suggest, the two eggs in your birds nest before them manifest. Although admitting they were impressed, this behaviour they do detest.

^ Rhymes compulsively; it's sad, really.

^ Confuses prose with [bad] poetry.

^ reads manga from left to right.

^ Reads ingredient labels for fun.

^ He writes ingredient labels as a career.

^ He periodically hugs cacti, out of kindness for these plants.

^ Impales the flies in his home on his favorite cactus.

^ Inhales the flies in his home.

^ Inhales the smoke while his home burns.

^ smokes briskets until they are as dry and tough as leather strips

^ Sells charcoal and charcoal accessories.

^ He is against the pro-pain movement; a hedonist.

^ He drinks propane and uses it as a sauce.