^ Votes very often - multiple times per election.

^ votes for himself in elections even if he is not on the ballot

^ He usually writes in "Sponge Bob Square Pants" on the ballot that he casts.

^ Has square pants from playing so many games that it pixelated him.

^ He was pixie-led by pixies on the path of bewilderment.

^ Wrongfully accused me of voting before the legal age in my country

Didn't vote for Eddy(from Edd Ed n Eddy) for class president. How he can live with himself after this choice is anybody's guess.

^ He voted once for each candidate so he could honestly say that he voted for the winner.

^He never voted so he can honestly say he has never voted for a leader that turned out to be shit. Only to realize since he has never voted he doesnt really have the right to complain about the job the shit leader did.

^ Believes the right to complain is tied to certain conditions.

^ He believes that Every1hasnames should be tied to the railroad tracks, the only condition being that it is a very active railway.

^ Grew his long mustache just for that purpose, but then got carried away and grew the beard too.

^ He is fixated on Nell Fenwick and has an avatar that matches the color of his RCMP uniform.

^ Eats exactly 9001 pistachios each day, and then spends the rest of the day on the toilet.