Sachys: YER MAM! - YA BUM-SNIFFIN BASTAD!
Crsldmc: YER MAM! - YA BESPAWLERIN' WANKER!
Step right up folks, step right up! Come see the greatest forum fight of the century, only $5.00 admission!
In THIIIS corner we have
Sachys The Sacker, weighting in at somewhere over 175 pounds depending on how drunk he is!
And in THIIIS corner we have the hopelessly unpronouncable
King Crsldmc, weighting in at just 200 with armor and can barely see out of his helmet!
One is armed with an unhealthy amount of alcohol, a hat, and his favorite sweater, the other, a helmet, a sword, and a change of pants!
WHO? WILL? WIN? THIS EXCITING 3-ROUND
EXTRAAAAAVAGANZA?!
Place your bets right here folks! Step right up and see the show! The Puzzlemaster eagerly awaits your hopeful heaps of money!
(Results are not guaranteed. All bets are final. Payout may be distributed in increments of $0.00 per year over a minimum of 50 years.)