^ Banned for breaking the second rule of Fight Club.

^ Banned, for Fighting the second rule of break club

Banned for breaking up fights in the breakfast club.

Banned because I don't think they ever ate breakfast in that movie, so why was it called that?

Banned because I remember the lunch scene. They should have called it the Lunch Club.

Banned for eating a club for lunch. Clubs are for suppers only. There's no dayclub or afternoonclub, only nightclub.

Banned because a club sandwich is appropriate for any time of the day.

^ Banned for considering a club sandwich a full meal.

Banned because a club sandwich has enough calories for it to be considered a meal. I can even get by on just a good cup of joe.

Banned for killing Joe, making a soup out of him and eating it from a cup.

Banned, because that soup sounds delicious and now I'm hungry :-(

Banned for being Hungary when you are in Germany, as many would consider that an invasion

Banned, and commended, for that stance.

Banned for giving cigarettes to a child (and reported to child protection services).

@Hooyaah, you're banned because you could have sent me Hungarian gulash when you're already engaging in such wordplay.

Banned for playing scrabble.