Banned, for forgetting, "lefty loosey, righty tightie"

Banned for calling Lefty loose and Righty tight!

Banned, because you still don't have a profile picture which has just been made mandatory for all forum users.

Banned because I'm waiting to use my polarized sun glasses. Polarized means that my left lens takes one extreme view on a subject, and my right lens goes to the opposite extreme. It's this conflict that helps protect my eyes from the sun.

^ Banned, because raccoons don't need sunglasses.

Banned for taking Lara Croft's octagonal sunglasses.

Banned, for returning them to her, she looks much hotter without them

Banned for sexually objectifying Lara Croft.

Banned for bringing in Lara Croft.

Banned for sending out Lara Croft.

Banned for inventing pyramid-bras.

Banned because pyramid bras were created by aliens.

Banned for making people believe that aliens exist.

Banned for making people believe in make-believe.

Banned for making people believe in your existence