^ banned, because any brains which are not safely housed inside the cranium of their owner(s) should be treated and medical waste

Banned for biting an armadillo in Amarillo.

Banned for misspelling "as" as "and".

^ banned because Miss Pelling didn't approve of your most recent post

Ms. Pelling is banned for holding my being ninjad against me.

Banned because none of that would've happened had you befriended a nobleman named Count Er. His loyal servants are more than enough to fight the ninjas that Ms. Pelling employs.

Banned because she is now Mrs. Pelling. Thank you VERY MUCH!

Banned because I was with Ms. Take when I made that ban.

^ banned because when you were with her at the restaurant, you should have let her order the beef, that was your first missed steak

^ Banned because the daughter in Liam's Nissan was Ms. Taken.

Banned for takin' a piss while watching that movie.

Banned for not providing me with the name of a store where I can buy Chipotle sauce.

^ banned, because you may purchase chipotle sauce in Houston at Fiestamart

Banned for peddling drugs.

Banned for peddling pedals.