^ banned for peddling pedometers to pedophiles

Banned for wanting to prevent pedophiles from finding love with each other, which such a meter is surely good for.

Banned because ... wait ... what did you just say?

^ banned, because LegoDnD was just trying to be pedantic

Banned ... actually unbanned because i understood that wordplay.

Banned for not clarifying to InSaint that pedometers are surely devices to detect pedophiles; and obviously, we want them too pre-occupied to prey on children yes? So let them find each other, with the perfect tool for the job!

^ banned for being "smarter than the average bear"

Banned for putting me into a ninja sandwich.

^ banned for being too smart for your own good


EDIT:
^ banned for being "smarter than the average bear"

Banned for re-telling the old story of the hunter who tried to negotiate with the terroristic bear, leading to the bear getting a full stomach and the hunter getting a fur coat.

^ banned because that should have been made into a cartoon

Banned because it was totally in the live-action Yogi Bear movie.

^ banned for trying to force-feed me a fur coat

^ banned for eating a picnic basket

^ banned for not asking, "Why did the chicken cross the road?"

The answer of which would be: "Because, Yogi Bear was carrying the picnic basket containing Kentucky Fried Chicken to the other side."