Banned because Donkey Kong always forgets to add the lime.

^ banned for using a lock in your key lime pies

Banned for stuffing limes into a chicken pot pie.

Banned for replacing the limes with a rasp.

^ banned for not rasping HMA's berries for that

^ banned b/c that is The Consequence for showing such Evil Within with above-said remarks

^ banned because your buns are burning

Banned because I can't stop listening to this song. Someone don't help, cause I want to keep listening! Lol

Man, I wish the GOG version of the game came with the time trial pack. I will not lose hope tho.

Banned for not downloading it for free from the PlayStation Store while you had the chance.

Banned because that new forum game you just created is quite difficult.

Banned because I'm here for chewing gum and banning people. And I am all out of gum.

Banned because if we were to swap those two actions to make it into "I'm here for banning people and chewing gum.", and added it with "And I'm all out of ideas for a ban.", would you only be chewing gum then? Is that how the grammar works?

Banned because ... sure, why not?
Just be glad I don't only partially swap the action and decide to ban gum and chew on people.

Edit: On the other hand ... that might be the tastier solution.

Banned because I'll be sure to stock an ample supply of gum so the day where you would chew on humans will never come.

^ banned, for not mentioning that it will be Juicy Fruit, as he prefers that, over any other flavor