Banned for trying to KMA!

^ banned for needing a kick in the ass

^Banned for providing and wrapping it in gift paper with a bow. Well ... at least the last part can be excused, because the pleading letter for the asskicking started with "Dear Gandalf". But he's still banned.

^ banned for wrapping your ban so neatly in a number ten box with spruce green paper and a cranberry red, number six bow

^ banned for making such long-winded explanations for bans.

Banned for not going with the "they are the avatar" mantra with me, because I don't want to be a face-hugger.

Banned for watching Avatar 14 times

^ banned for bending the air.. or, was it breaking the wind? either way... banned!

Banned for ret-conning the Spirit World as a cheap Pokemon knock-off.

Banned for knocking a Pokemon doll off the table.

Banned for blaming me for the cat's crime.

Banned because it's a dog's crime.

Banned for your failures.

^ Banned for being too successful

^ banned for not putting up a Christmas tree yet