Banned because I don't have the space to do that.

Banned for making others responsible for your lack of designated christmas tree space.

^ banned for not suggesting that he get a miniature Christmas tree

^ banned for not getting a miniature Christmas tree

Banned for thinking that a Christmas tree is a type of graph of various timelines concerning the ghosts of Christmas past.

^ Banned for only have 128gb SSD space.
^ Banned for not having a RTX 3070 to process this Christmas Tree properly w/ Ray-Tracing On.

^ banned, because it doesn't require ray-tracing to enjoy this

Banned for expecting us to murder a tree, drag the fire-hazard corpse of it into our home and let it litter pine needles everywhere or risk the cat pulling it down while it's wrapped in electric lights and other easily shattered decorations.

^ banned for not using Unreal Engine 5 for Path-Tracing, Mesh Shaders, Nanite, and Lumen to properly light the Christmas Tree.


Banned for turning a tree into a crime scene so that you can call both Saga and Alan Wake to look at this madness.

Banned because they're also great hiding places for killer gremlins. Seriously what is the benefit?

^ banned for not considering an artificial tree

^ banned for living inside a home containing "murdered tree" products

Banned for ignoring how much more useful books are than full tree corpses.

Carries a chainsaw for self protection against criminal christmas trees.

Banned for mistaking this thread with another thread within which other users also often mistake it for this one.

Banned for having standards.

Banned for having sitards.

What are Nanite and Lumen?