Banned for not using the 'MS-' before... for all I know, you're talking about actual Paint!

Banned because, what a coinky-dink; I'll be getting my roof reshingled too! Hasn't started yet, but I'm going with a nice red colour. The edges of my shingles are starting to curl.

Banned for not banning The NerdyPlane

Banned because he is talking about the old MS Paint, not about it replacement, the actual 3D Paint.

Banned because I know! I wan't meant to use a capital letter at the end of the sentence.

Banned because a capital letter belongs at the beginning of a sentence.

Banned for ruining one's dreams.

Banned for ruining two's dreams.

Banning myself for doing that.

If you banned yourself, you are already banned and cannot be banned be another, breaking the game, so I make a redundant ban to ban you again, and can continue the game "Why the person above you should be banned".

Banned for not realizing that many people have already been banned many times each and it hasn't caused any problems like that, because none of us have any actual authority to enforce these bans.

Banned because this thread is in a state of anarchy.

Banned myself for reaching 600 rep. I'm looking forward to my rep going to 609 and 690.

Banned because banning yourself is a questionable kind of banning and therefore you are now certainly banned. What else would happen if you were already banned before being banned, thus, also banned for causing confusement.

Banned for saying "confusement" instead of confusion.

Banned for avoision.

Banned for only using one word after 'Banned for', this makes it extremely hard for other users to ban you!