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If so, you'll LOVE the upcoming games from Left Behind Games, the Christian developer behind the Left Behind series of RTSes, where you have to fight the forces of Satan because that's how you kick that shit, bro! And be ridiculously sexist and promote religious warfare. Hell, even Jack Thompson hates it!
Anyway, the upcoming games. There will be two more Left Behind games ("using the power of prayer and worship as more powerful weapons than guns.”) and even a singing game allowing players "to sing along to “40 awesome Christian songs".
But of course, who can resist King Solomon’s Funny Bible Trivia? Because we all know just how family friendly the Bible is!
Honestly, the Left Behind game sounded freaking awesome. If you ignore the religious undertones (and the religious overtones :p) and just view it as waging war while converting the populace, it started to sound pretty cool.
Shame they did such a poor job with it.
Post edited June 16, 2010 by Gundato
They'll have to throw in some serious Gregorian Chant if they want to proselytize my @r$e :)
We should make a game thats word perfect to the bible and see how many christians complain
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Kezardin: They'll have to throw in some serious Gregorian Chant if they want to proselytize my @r$e :)

That should be in the karaoke one, no? :-)
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Kezardin: They'll have to throw in some serious Gregorian Chant if they want to proselytize my @r$e :)
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Fantazym: That should be in the karaoke one, no? :-)

Is there a point to karaoke when there's no accompaniment?
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Syme: Is there a point to karaoke when there's no accompaniment?
Is there a point to karaoke?
The Left Behind games are only bought by religious nut-ball parents who think Call of Duty is too violent and Warcraft is too satanic. The bible, especially the old testament, is not a thing you want you're kid reading if you wan to keep them "pure." There's castration, burning alive, torture, crucifixion, circumcision, you get the idea.
Not to mention bestiality, incest, rape, murder....Fail of a religion.
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Fantazym: That should be in the karaoke one, no? :-)

The way some people sing/drone karaoke you could well be right :)
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Gundato: waging war while converting the populace

You make it sound like Syndicate for fundies.
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sauvignon1: There's castration, burning alive, torture, crucifixion, circumcision, you get the idea.

But there's some good bits too. Like God's tips on a good BBQ! Always use fresh meat. Still alive, preferably. Sagely words from the omniscient one!
Post edited June 16, 2010 by Navagon
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Rohan15: Not to mention bestiality, incest, rape, murder....Fail of a religion.

You got that right. The story of Lot is on of my favorites simply because of how messed up it is.
wait, do you mean Christianity fails? I'm christian so i don't agree with that.
Post edited June 16, 2010 by sauvignon1
I played one of these awhile back because I figure it would be hilarious.
Worst game I have ever played.
Bad graphics, horrible voice work, bad sound, horrendous level design with invisible walls all over the crap levels, bad UI, completely uneven difficulty to an insane extreme, horrible AI...the entire thing is just a load of steaming crap. Awful, AWFUL design.
I think Painkiller is a better example for fighting the forces of Satan thank you very much. ;-)
I never heard of these games or the game company before, I might give it a try. Are there any for the Muslim games? Where you hijack aircraft and fly them into a target building or whatever?