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Ok scan through 8 pages. That didn't change the absurdity of this thread:)

I imagine that's because you left your settings for linear posting. You need to change it to pretzel display, then it will all make sense.

Call me old-fashioned if you will, or even technologically impaired, but you won't see me using the pretzel display any time soon; sense or no sense. It's the devil's display form, I tell you! Just say "no" to pretzel displays. (and keep your hands above the blanket)

If I call you old-fashioned, does that mean I can drink you? And why keep my hands above the blanket? It's what's underneath that's interesting.

I'm sorry, I couldn't allow that; all that sugar can't be good for your body.

Well, if you must. But please consider placing the interesting parts and your hands above the blanket instead - reducing unnecessary washing of clothes is good for your environment, and what's good for our environment is good for us.

:( Awww. I guess this means the chocolate syrup and whipped cream are out then. *sigh* I guess I'll have to look elsewhere for my messy, sugary, under-the-blanket goodness.

'fraid so - I don't mix blankets and food unless it's a picnic..