My friend once said this as his opening line:
"- How much?"
He survived. He had a twisted plan, to turn it into a joke or something, didn't work out.

I convinced a friend of mine to use: "Could I have you to go?" to a waitress. She replied "We don't have a box big enough to wrap me up"

Since the topic is cheesy:

"Wow! You're the woman from my dreams"

"Do you need some water, because your body is smoking"

I love this community

He should have replied: "In that case I'll have you unwrapped". :P

Haha classic