DrOblivious: B. Collect your thoughts in the Restroom.
Peeling yourself out of the sticky booth seating, you experience a sudden fit of dizziness that doesn't feel like it could be solely caused by that one drink you had. Trying to steady yourself, you head towards the back of the dive. Those guys that looked suspicious to you before have planted themselves at the bar, the staff ignoring you once more. Feeling hopeful that this is all just some momentary paranoia attack, you punch open the door to the men's room. A splash of cold water to the sweaty face sure will do you good. A look in the mirror above the sink you homed in on stops you abruptly. Behind you, the reflection shows a blinding, pulsing halo of light and through it you can see your friend Paul semi-conscious lying in some courtyard that looks oddly familiar. As you think to yourself "Here it is now, I'm finally falling apart...", you can see Paul back there sitting up, turn his face towards you through that vortex of light and with a voice like mud scream "7493.59!". And then, blissful nothingness.
SalarShushan: A. Do you ask where you are first?
You are drowning, obviously. There is a sudden sharp pain on your scalp as your head gets pulled from underwater and you fall to the ground beside the fountain in that courtyard Paul and you got transported to by that talking light emanation, right when the USS Pampanito got blown to submarine hell. It's all coming back to you now, you must have temporarily lost consciousness, there's no other way you can explain that bizarre dreamlike hallucination of that bar scene you just had.
Your friend stands over you, clearly these are some strands of your hair in one of his fists. You turn to the apparently sentient apparition wavering beside you and manage to ask where the heck it brought you guys to.
The vortex tells you that all be revealed in time, and there are benevolent forces looking over Paul and you. There is the need to begin a journey now, which will require all your wits, fighting spirit and good understanding, as you decide which way to turn, whom to trust.
And with that, the talking halo disappears into thin air. Paul blinks twice, looking in need of a good pinch to snap back into reality. But the same can be said about you, to be honest. As you let your gaze move over the stone walls of the courtyard, you notice there are paths out of here, where one leads north, the other east.
"Come on, Paul", you say. "Let's get on with it. We've got to find a way home."
Do you
A. Take the doorway to the north, where beyond lie hills of green and mountains farther away?
B. Lead Paul through the eastern exit, where a flock of seagulls in the distance seems to indicate an ocean near?