Thanks. For me it's easy to make these mistakes because my native language has a very phonemic orthography.

Now, you didn't say how many jokes we could put down. So how about a a few of lawyer jokes?

1. What is the difference between a lawyer and a vampire? A vampire only sucks blood at night.

2. what's the ideal weight of a lawyer? About 3 lbs, including the urn.

3. what does a lawyer use for birth control? His personality.

4. What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50? Your honor.

5. What do you call a lawyer gone bad? senator.

Edit: Trust me if you think these are bad than brother I got plenty more were that came from :3

What do you call a stupid flower? A blooming idiot.

Thanks, I'm here all night...

BUMP!

So you want to join the Empire and help crush the Rebels? Well, after training, this is what you will be doing on frozen planet Hoth.

Ok, I think that's enough. I picked a bunch of the ones I liked most and chose one at random. And the winner is the idiot frog owner. I'll go look who that user was and send the code.
Oh, and a piña colada doesn't actually have any pineapple. Just saying.


EDIT: I changed my mind. Turns out the user of the frog video got a present from me during Christmas, and I prefer to spread gifts thin. So the prize went to the user right below, Mrstarker. Congrats!

You might want to cross-check that recipe. Just saying.


And I didn't win. I think I am going to go cut myself a fine, thick slab off a fresh pineapple. (Just kidding; I do not endorse fruit violence. Maybe.)


I think I am going to save this one for the gymnasium anniversary. About a quarter of my class went on to study at the Faculty of Law.

Or maybe it's not such a good idea.

Yep, had a good look and there appear to be quite a lot of versions of it. I'm not big on these cocktails, not to mention they are uncommon in my area, and the place they do sell them they happen to have the no-pineapple version. My mistake.

And well, it seems Mrstarker already bought it on offer. Plus, I just realized the autocorrects were his second entry. Pity, for now I need to choose yet another winner. These giveaways are a pain...

I'll send it to Thespian, the bumping master. I hadn't heard the windows error one before and I'll be sure it use it sometime.

And a grateful Thespian* received it with heart full of joy...

And so the creator of the giveaway could finally rest of his hard work... ;)

Thanks a lot for Hostile Waters, P1na! :)

Congrats Thespian* and thanks again P1na.

I'm glad you found that funny. :)

Congratulations to Thespian*!

And thanks again, P1na!

Thanks P1na for the giveaway, ¡y felicitaciones Thespian! ^_^