Ok, back during christmas I decided not to enter giveaways for a while. Yet, I saw the a 1 hour only giveaway on the steamgifts thread, and I thought, why not? My ninja prowess is very low, and for once I get somewhere on time.... Can I be blamed for winning?

I probably can, yes. Not that I care, but that annoying conscience thing is stinging my side. So, to get even, I decided to celebrate my 300th game on GOG and give away one game I really enjoyed. Which conveniently is on sale right now, although this matter is completely coincidental and has nothing to do with why I selected it [Ouch! Damn conscience!]

Anyhow, since I can't come up with anything interesting and just entering would be boring, I'll just ask for you guys to put something funny here. At some point I'll get back and check the thread, whatever makes me laugh first/more will get the game.

Not in, but plussage for the giveaway, great game :)

Not entering, as I already own the game, but +1 for the giveaway, and for your good taste in games ;-)

Still, here's something funny for all the programmers: A Brief, Incomplete, and Mostly Wrong History of Programming Languages

Not in, but thanks and +1.

- A policeman is shaving. The telephone rings. Why does he cut himself?
-To know where to resume from.

This should get me banned, but it is funny.

The other day I went to the movies and I noticed the guy sitting next to me was jerking off.
Actually it wouldn't have bothered me but he was using my hand.

EDIT: I just bought Hostile Waters so I need to withdraw. Not that my classy comment would have won it anyway. :P

Thanks for the giveaway. Sadly, I'm no where near as funny as the real Homer Simpson, so I have little shot at winning. Nevertheless....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oEWn0EyGDFs

I find this hilarious, and I don't know why;

What is brown and sticky? A stick . . .
What is brown, sticky and green all over? A mossy stick . . . .

I am in, Lets see....

Three old ladies sit in a diner, discussing their health.

One lady says, "You know, I'm getting really forgetful. This morning, I was standing at the top of the stairs, and I couldn't remember whether I had just come up or was about to go down."

The second lady says, "You think that's bad? The other day, I was sitting on the edge of my bed, and I couldn't remember whether I was going to sleep or had just woken up!"

The third lady smiles smugly. "Well, my memory is just as good as it's always been, knock on wood," she says as she raps on the table. Then with a startled look on her face, she asks, "Who's there?"

HAhahahahha

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v6iHCFiSqIw

Thanks.

My alcoholized brain says no winner yet.

:(






https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1nzEFMjkI4

There once was a guy named P1na
Who had a heart the size of a Peanut
But after Watching Princess Bride
His mind would decide
That he doesn't want any more rhymes, he means it!




idk, I tried.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0c6XVaNZzZk

First time seeing this, it was funny. After countless time i'm not so sure anymore.