Skunk: Three years ago, I was making some spaghetti for lunch. I opened up a jar of sauce, and inside the top of the lid was a putrid lump of green mold, and the sauce looked a lot like christmas in a most unpleasant way. I completely lost my appetite, threw away the lid, dumped the contents of the jar down the sink, threw the jar away, and washed my hands for about two minutes while wondering why nature can't piss off and leave my kitchen alone.
If it ever happens again; try pouring a bit of olive oil in a pan, chop some garlic and chili (dried one from the spicerack works too), put both in the pan and let it cook for about 3-4 minutes on a low flame. turn the flame off, take the finished pasta and mix it in the contents of the pan. Done.
It's a cheap yet quick tasty alternative. I like it better than most sauces in a jar.
The card game looks fun, even if it actually exists it's clearly satiric and poking fun with a straight face at prostitution in Italy.
They really should bring back legalized prostitution, we've all seen that no matter how hard you try the aldest profession in the world won't simply dissapear, and at least then it's in a somewhat controlled enviroment.
Plus in some parts of the country there was this fine tradition of sending a son to a prostitute on his 18th birthday, so he learns how it's done properly by a professional.