1. wishing to be a gnome
2. Spock (in a twisted dream)
3. b
4. none of the above
5. ask "What are you thinking?" to get a better feel for the situation
6. a, done that before
7. b
8. good, but not worth watching again
9. b,only vegetarian option
10. time flies!

If you are a dwarf, you often find yourself doing what?
Lying down, cos then the height difference is a lot less noticeable….

2) Which famous character or historical figure at one point was physically unable to not end every single one of his or her sentences with the phrase "without my pants"?
Sounds very much like Napoleon Bonaparte.

3) The best classic sitcom character is:

a- Dr John Becker
b- George Costanza
c- Dr Frasier Crane
d- Frank Spencer
Cos I’m not a Frank Spencer fan & I’ve never heard of the other 2….

4) Which of the following statements about the great and amazing person that is yours truly is incorrect?

a- My cousin starred in Underbelly Razor and a guy I went to high school with was a contestant on the most recent season of Beauty and the Geek Australia.
b- Besides gaming, my spare time is dedicated to political activism (primarily anti-censorship and pro fiscal responsibility).
c- Though as a kid I attended a Catholic primary school, I am currently a strong atheist.
d- I have a permanent scar on my armpit due to an incident in Singapore involving a waterpark changing room hook, me climbing around like a dickhead on said changing room hook (in my defence, I was a kid) and me slipping and impaling my armpit on said changing room hook and having to go to hospital to get twelve stitches.

5) You find yourself chatting to an individual you find extremely attractive. You seem to hit it off but suddenly said individual starts getting acting as though (s)he is irritated by your mere presence. What do you do?
Make my excuses & slink off, then creep around & grab her from behind.
At least it would bring a change of pace to the conversation….

6) You learn that the game you've been counting down the days until release is going to be heavily censored in your country (amirite, fellow Aussies?) Do you:

a- Buy the game without worrying about it. After all, you don't need gratuitous sex and violence to enjoy a good game.
b- Import an uncensored copy. I don't care what it takes, I will play the game exactly as it was intended to be played. Customs be damned.
c- Purchase a local copy and download a mod to return it to its original state. Ah mods, the bane of any classification board's existence.
d- Something completely different (if so, please explain).

7) Of the following, which is more annoying?:

a- Talking to you.
Talking to me is fine. Listening to me can be an exercise in frustration…
b- Trying to use one of these stupid drinking fountains (especially when idiots piss in them).

8) Avatar: Good movie, or piece of shit?
Very pretty, but very unoriginal story makes it painful to watch….

9) You are about to sit down to lunch. Your preferred meal is:

a- Chicken schnitzel with chips and gravy.
b- Egg salad sandwich
c- Lamb vindaloo with garlic naan and mint yoghurt.
d- Beef nachos with sour cream.

and now for the final question:

10) You shoot your arrows in the air sometimes, saying what?
I NEVER shoot in the air….

1) If you are a dwarf, you often find yourself doing what?

Drinking a lot. I used to be a warrior once, but then I took an arrow in the knee.

2) Which famous character or historical figure at one point was physically unable to not end every single one of his or her sentences with the phrase "without my pants"?

Bill Clinton. "I did not have sexual relations with that woman without my pants."

3) The best classic sitcom character is:

b- George Costanza

4) Which of the following statements about the great and amazing person that is yours truly is incorrect?

b- Besides gaming, my spare time is dedicated to political activism (primarily anti-censorship and pro fiscal responsibility).

5) You find yourself chatting to an individual you find extremely attractive. You seem to hit it off but suddenly said individual starts getting acting as though (s)he is irritated by your mere presence. What do you do?

Say "I used to be a porn star. I had money, fame, and fortune. Then I took an arrow in the knee..."

6) You learn that the game you've been counting down the days until release is going to be heavily censored in your country (amirite, fellow Aussies?) Do you:

b- Import an uncensored copy. I don't care what it takes, I will play the game exactly as it was intended to be played. Customs be damned.

7) Of the following, which is more annoying?:

b- Trying to use one of these stupid drinking fountains (especially when idiots piss in them).

8) Avatar: Good movie, or piece of shit?

Piece of shit.

9) You are about to sit down to lunch. Your preferred meal is:

d- Beef nachos with sour cream.

and now for the final question:

10) You shoot your arrows in the air sometimes, saying what?

"Damn you adventurers get off my lawn!!"

1. Grooming my beard. Unfortunately I'm not able to do this in real life.
2. Pinocchio unless I misunderstood the question in which case I'm still going with Pinocchio.
3. a. Dr John Becker-I think I enjoyed that show more than the average person.
4. No idea but I'll go with A.
5. try doing magic tricks
6. b
7. annoying to me-answer a. annoying to the general population-answer b.
8. It didn't stand up as a movie when I watched in on an Ipod.
9. d
10. I'm gonna make it rain out here!

Starring on the reality TV show "Mines & Mauls." Hey, we're dwarves of the 21st century. Napoleon. George Costanza. A? Kiss her. Hey, it works in the movies. C.
Ummmmm.... b? POS! It sucks! D sounds so good right now.

I feel deprived for not having an opportunity yet to try A) though. "Curse you, blasted yellow gaseous ball of fire! You are no match for me!"

1) If you are a dwarf, you often find yourself doing what?

Hanging out with gnomes.

2) Which famous character or historical figure at one point was physically unable to not end every single one of his or her sentences with the phrase "without my pants"?

Pete Twist

3) The best classic sitcom character is:

c- Dr Frasier Crane

4) Which of the following statements about the great and amazing person that is yours truly is incorrect?

a- My cousin starred in Underbelly Razor and a guy I went to high school with was a contestant on the most recent season of Beauty and the Geek Australia.

5) You find yourself chatting to an individual you find extremely attractive. You seem to hit it off but suddenly said individual starts getting acting as though (s)he is irritated by your mere presence. What do you do?

I take my finger out of his/her nose.

6) You learn that the game you've been counting down the days until release is going to be heavily censored in your country (amirite, fellow Aussies?) Do you:

a- Buy the game without worrying about it. After all, you don't need gratuitous sex and violence to enjoy a good game.

7) Of the following, which is more annoying?:

b- Trying to use one of these stupid drinking fountains (especially when idiots piss in them).

8) Avatar: Good movie, or piece of shit?

Enjoyed the graphics, forgettable plot, though.

9) You are about to sit down to lunch. Your preferred meal is:

d- Beef nachos with sour cream.

10) You shoot your arrows in the air sometimes, saying what?

Look out below!

1) Digging a hole
2) Pete from Round the Twist
3) Fraiser
4) A
5) Back off, talk to them later.
6) C (North American Witcher says hi)
7) B
8) Piece of shit
9) D
10) "Ay-oh, Creeper's KO'd."

1) If you are a dwarf, you often find yourself doing what?
Doing gymnastic with high bar/horizontal bar, in the hopes that I'll get taller. It might be just a myth, but there is nothing wrong to try, right? :-)

2) Which famous character or historical figure at one point was physically unable to not end every single one of his or her sentences with the phrase "without my pants"?
Tell you what, I'll be honest with you that I have never heard about that experssion, so I'll just go with Donald Duck 'cause he has no pants.

3) The best classic sitcom character is:
c- Dr Frasier Crane, of course. After all, he is not only funny, he also listens...

4) Which of the following statements about the great and amazing person that is yours truly is incorrect?
The one that is INCORRECT, right? So, this is it:
c- Though as a kid I attended a Catholic primary school, I am currently a strong atheist.

5) You find yourself chatting to an individual you find extremely attractive. You seem to hit it off but suddenly said individual starts getting acting as though (s)he is irritated by your mere presence. What do you do?
Asking her what is wrong. What is somnething I said or did or what? Honesty is the best policy.

6) You learn that the game you've been counting down the days until release is going to be heavily censored in your country (amirite, fellow Aussies?) Do you:
c- Purchase a local copy and download a mod to return it to its original state. Ah mods, the bane of any classification board's existence.
In this day and age, patches and mods are normal they say...

7) Of the following, which is more annoying?:
b- Trying to use one of these stupid drinking fountains (especially when idiots piss in them).

8) Avatar: Good movie, or piece of shit?
Movie? What movie? I don't know what you are talking about... They only have the Nickelodeon television series in which elements are bent...

9) You are about to sit down to lunch. Your preferred meal is:
a- Chicken schnitzel with chips and gravy.
Tough one... I don't mind all four... but I think I'll go with a. Option b and d are probably better for breakfast, and c might be for dinner... *shrug*

10) You shoot your arrows in the air sometimes, saying what?
Fly!

1. Plugging my nose as I am the same height as most peoples asses
2. Bill Clinton
3. George Costanza
4. B
5. Ask if we have negotiated a final price
6. C
7. B
8. Piece of Shit
9. A
10. DIE GLOWING BALL!!!!!

1) If you are a dwarf, you often find yourself doing what?
Tieing peoples shoe laces.

2) Which famous character or historical figure at one point was physically unable to not end every single one of his or her sentences with the phrase "without my pants"?
Geoffrey Peterson.

3)The best classic sitcom character is:
d- Frank Spencer


4) Which of the following statements about the great and amazing person that is yours truly is incorrect?
a- My cousin starred in Underbelly Razor and a guy I went to high school with was a contestant on the most recent season of Beauty and the Geek Australia.

5) You find yourself chatting to an individual you find extremely attractive. You seem to hit it off but suddenly said individual starts getting acting as though (s)he is irritated by your mere presence. What do you do?
Start talking to her friends.

6) You learn that the game you've been counting down the days until release is going to be heavily censored in your country (amirite, fellow Aussies?) Do you:
d- Something completely different (if so, please explain). Wait for the classification bored to bring in an R rating and buy the newly released 3 year old game at full / new release pricing.

7) Of the following, which is more annoying?:
Haven't tried the new fountains so does that just leave a- ?

8) Avatar: Good movie, or piece of shit?
Good movie, but I love really tall blue skinned chicks, SO SUE ME !!!!!!!!!!

9) You are about to sit down to lunch. Your preferred meal is:
a- Chicken schnitzel with chips and gravy.


10) You shoot your arrows in the air sometimes, saying what?
Protect your knees from this sucka!

1) Admiring the ☼Dining Hall☼, having a party, getting killed by magma and/or insane dwarfs

2) Hitler

3) e- barney stinson

4) a

5) put it in

6) Stop voting for lame censorship leaders?!?

7) b, people pink in drinking fountains?!? WTF

8) utter shite but i secretly enjoyed it IMAX 3D

9) lamb vindaloo.... but I prefer korma

10) then we will fight in the shade

Right folks, it's now over. I'm sad to report that nobody got a 10/10, but I'm sure we'll find someone to claim the prize all the same. First things first though, the correct answers are as follows:

1) Digging a hole (diggy diggy hole).
2) Pete Twist
3) George Costanza
4) b. My political activism extends only as far as voting (only because I have to) and complaining about how shitty the pollies here are on the internet.
5) The correct response is to whip it out and slap her across the face with it followed by teabagging her mum. Bitches gotta learn, ya know?
6) The answer here is c, as it is cheap, legal and results in what is exactly the same as the original.
7) b is the correct answer, as this demonstrates.
8) Piece of fucking shitty shit. Half an hour in you know exactly what's going to happen. Another ten minutes and you want you're lamenting the fact that you spent $15 to sit through this pile of shit and to add insult to injury, with those asinine 3D glasses on.
9) a is of course the only correct answer. Tastey, filling and no-bullshit.
10) Ayooo, creeper's KO'd. Teabag his ghost and his sulfur's mine, saying ayooo, MLG pro.

Now for the winner, it seems we have a three way tie between Gamerager, PenutBrittle and rong44, each with a score of 6/10. Seeing as time's a-wastin' here, the first of you to post in this thread again will be the winner. So the first of you three to see this, post in the thread, PM me your choices (of equal or lesser value that $15) and I'll send you your prizes some time tomorrow, depending on when I feel like getting out of bed. Righto then, G'night all.

A tie? I guess I won the shoot out. Thank you

You sure did, friend. One problem though, it seems that you're not allowing PMs from other users, so I can't send you the gift code. I don't suppose you could turn that off, just so I can send you your prize?

Congrats, rong44, and thanks again Hesusio!