That's the cause of this Snow Apocalypse. Send that Yankee back, he brought the snow with him.

I'm on travel again in Miami. I have missed all the snow this year in sunny, tropical locales. One perk of a traveling job. The only snow I have seen this year, has been on TV or the remaining snow piles.

What about the english that are currently flooded.

A discount on waders would be good.

Not likely - they're now a luxury item!
http://www.buzzfeed.com/jimwaterson/pictures-of-politicians-in-wellies-and-staring-at-floods

Snow? We should be so lucky, half of the country is drowning and my house nearly blew away today.

If you wake up in Oz and the flying blue simians chase you... I disowned them.

I will bear that in mind.

Gppd. Don't want any backlash because of my... distant cousins!

Did they get the wings from your side?

No - I only use rockets and fusion. The wings are strap-ons!

Edit: consider them to be the low budget Ewok version - the cheapo movie spinoff version at that.

Just remember to save your important items if your house should flood

I saw this photo from Somerset on Facebook earlier (see attached) that is water above the door handle and squirting through the keyhole!
Thankfully I'm not in a badly affected area but those zyder drinkers are fooked!

Time for a LAN party.

You know what, to hell with all of you! I just went into town and took this picture. Anytime you people feel like apologizing to me for making a joke of my snow problems please do so!

You have problems? But you look so happy with your new girlfriend

I wish.