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Posted December 23, 2011
Well after the epic Holiday songs contest, we’re still chanting Activision carols here at the office but time goes on and a new contest is beginning!

As we’ve mentioned before, there are more than 350 games for sale for less than $5. A lot of you may not be familiar with our catalog, so we thought we’d hold a few contests to help you learn about the great games that GOG.com has [url=http://www.gog.com/en/page/xmas11]available on sale right now. A week ago we’ve picked winners of the Caption Contest.

This time GOG.com is partnering up with the creators of , the famous [url=http://www.gog.com/en/catalogue#all_genres/search/heroes of might and magic/]Heroes of Might and Magic and the [url=http://www.gog.com/en/catalogue#all_genres/search/might and magic/]Might and Magic[/url] RPGs to bring you a new contest: Ubisoft New Years Resolutions!

Write us a New Year’s resolution as if you were a Ubisoft character, and post it in comments to this thread or the Facebook post ;) So Rayman might want to grow a joint between his hands and his torso, and Pey'j from beyond good and evil would probably want to lose some weight. You get the idea. ;)

We’re ending this contest on Tuesday 27th of December at 11:59 AM GMT ;) We will pick some of the most funny, thoughtful, or entertaining entries and call them winners shortly after the contest ends.

Happy Holidays to all!
Posted December 25, 2011
I, Roger Wilco, promise to both clean up my act and the ship (like I'm actually paid to do).
Posted December 25, 2011
I, Her Panzer General von Titanium, promise to only give out high quality shells to my panzer corps from here on out. (but come on, it was funny while it lasted, especially when they fired backwards).
Posted December 25, 2011
I promise to gain more power and spread death across the land. I will be a force to be reckoned with; a whirlwind of pain upon your soul.

~~Sandro
Posted December 25, 2011
I, Prince of Persia will promise to time my sands right so I don't land on the same trap over and over again!
Posted December 25, 2011
I, Altaïr ibn-La'Ahad, do pledge to thank the people of Jerusalem, Acre and Damascus for conveniently leaving carts of hay under towers for me to jump in to from heights, and to give thanks to the guards in those cities for being unable to tell the difference between a scholar and a heavily armed assassin.
Posted December 25, 2011
I, the Prince of Persia, resolve to be light-hearted, friendly and pleasant again, instead of being the bitter, gothy "hard-edged" fellow I've turned into (who stabs people with improbably swords while spouting snarky cusses backed to angry music).
Posted December 25, 2011
This year I will crush my enemies with Chain Lightening. Just like last year.

-Solmyr (Heroes of M&M)
Posted December 25, 2011
I, the Prince of Persia (sorry but I can reveal my real name... for privacy, you know...), promise that the next year never, never touch again any kind of strange and powerful knife hidden in my father's palace...
Posted December 25, 2011
I, Dahaka, promise (cross my heart, hope to get splashed in the pool), that I'll never ever ever chase princes who occasionally run along the walls and rewind time. I've learned my lesson... the hard way, I'm afraid...
Post edited December 25, 2011 by 3LANCER
Posted December 25, 2011
I, Corak (of Might and Magic fame), promise to stop coming back from the dead in order to recruit poor adventurers to fight my battles for me.
Posted December 25, 2011
I will rewind time not because I missed the jump but because it looks neat.
Posted December 25, 2011
Dear Claudia, my resolution for this year is to deal with the bastard who moved the hay cart. Which I will do as soon as I get back from China. Please send a long-distance pigeon with some money for a ticket. Yours truly, Ezio.
Posted December 25, 2011
"For the year 2012, I think I will enter an anger management program; you know, I need to keep my irritations in check, and stop blowing things up when I'm mad..."

- Jack Carver (FarCry)
Posted December 25, 2011
My New Year's resolution is to stop drinking Plum Juice. Sincerely, Globox.
Posted December 25, 2011
"For 2012 I've decided I'm getting rid of all those hawaiian print shirts; it seems all they're good for is turning me into a big-ass bullet piñata whenever I'm stranded on remote islands filled to the brim with gun-crazy madmen."

-Jack Carver

P.S. I've also decided to get my vaccine shots early this year; you never know what'll happen and I'll be damned if I'm catching malaria or some crazy foreign stuff like cousin Warren did.
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