I, Altair ibn l'ahad, promise to never kill any mentally handicaped, or as i previously called them "retards" when push me into guards.

Hi, my name is Tom Clancy and i hope my next game will be ported to PC because i'm their biggest fan.

Carissima sorella Claudia,

Quest'anno per la risoluzione mio Capodanno Giuro di finire i miei rapporti a Costantinopoli e tornare a casa in Italia, so che mi deve mancare e so che il resto della Gilda di Assassin deve bisogno del mio aiuto per guidarli. Hanno trovato molti suggerimenti e altre storie come nascosta al grande Altaïr Ibn-La'Ahad

Sinceramente il tuo fratello maggiore
Ezio Auditore da Firenze

(translation:
Dearest sister Claudia,

This year for my New Year’s resolution I swear to finish my dealings in Constantinople and return home to Italy, I know you must miss me and I know that the rest of the Assassin’s Guild must need my help in leading them. Have found many hints and other such hidden histories from the great Altaïr Ibn-La'Ahad

Sincerely your elder brother
Ezio Auditore Da Firenze
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I, Jack Carver, resolve to renounce my NRA membership and vacation only at ski lodges for the forseeable future. I also resolve to stop wearing my custom-made "Trigen Musk" cologne when visiting research facilities. Oh, and I resolve to expand my wardrobe to include a nice tartan plaid shirt.

I, The Black King - rightful ruler over this entire realm, conveniently consisting of exactly 64 squares set out in a rigid and majestically 8x8 pattern - solemnly swear that over the next 12 moons, I shall not only eradicate The White Usurper, but also introduce a grand reform to the Church!

No longer shall there be one bishop for the white squares and one bishop for the black squares. Nay, the bishops shall join together and transcend the concept of black and white - only squares, mind, the white "bishops" are of course heathens and infidels! - and walk the squares as our Lord finds best.

My resolution is to have a staycation next year.
- Jack Carver, Far Cry

I, Daniel Bogart from Team Rainbow, will try my best to prevent terrorist acts around the world.

I, Stacy Ann Ferguson (Fergie), vow to make music that people can actually listen to without wanting to jump off a cliff. I promise I will keep my auto-tuning to a minimum - and will keep my ego in check.

(from The Black Eyed Peas Experience - UBISOFT)

My resolution is to ask General Carrington to hire a real sound effects guy. It's really annoying when you fire off a rocket launcher at some random enemy soldier and you have to always yell out, "BAOOOM!!!"

I mean, I know the U.S. Army has had to make cutbacks lately, but come on.

- Jason Fly, XIII.

I, Chessmaster 9000® shall play a nice friendly game of Global Thermonuclear War.

I, Sheltem, Guardian of Terra, will make use of a new face and become friend again with my old fellow Corak, and show him that I am a good person after all. Not like that skeleton guy under my command. What was his name? Breen? Clean? Mean?

I, the Prince of Persia, do resolve to no longer pursue relationships with destructive women.

I, Rayman, will work on my biceps next year. Aww, who am I kidding?

I promise I will pay back all of my debts, stop with junk food (no more pizza and strawberry sundaes) and ask Lady to go out with me on a date (with no guns!)
I promise I will fulfill these....maybe....
- Dante, Devil May Cry

I, the Prince of Persia, will be moving to a colder place, where no sand can be seen, so that I stop having sands of time all inside my undergarments (and some bodily orifices)...