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i found God, praise jesus!!
A Hair of the Dog.
Stargazer
It's Dark Chest of Wonders!!! I see everything!!!!
Post edited June 03, 2012 by Theta_Sigma
An old piece of paper inside it with "Trololololololololo" written on it and under the text, a troll face.
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luksmk: a russian battle hamster
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yufpXbWKlYU
Then you better start running. :) Did they train the hamster to be like that or did they find it like that, do you know?
Post edited June 03, 2012 by macuahuitlgog
To Dethrone The Witch-Queen Of Mytos K'unn (The Legend Of The Battle Of Blackhelm Vale)


Wizard
Post edited June 03, 2012 by the_bard
Inside the chest is a...... smaller.... chest!? Huh, I guess dungeon monsters have a sense of humor after all.


Ultima Underworld 1&2 thanks
Post edited June 03, 2012 by Razor9Ramon
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Inside the chest was... a chestburster alien that when freed proceeded to do a sing and dance number before disappearing into the dark dungeon's shadows.
Post edited June 03, 2012 by Gonchi
I found a body Agent 47 recently dumped into the chest so that the corpse would not be found. Damn that bald-headed silent assassin!
Post edited June 03, 2012 by tarangwydion
A penny! Mom decided to be a troll.
I raise the lid and discover...
A strong smell that is so horrible that my brain focuses on how bad it smells rather than what it is. You start to bear the smell and look inside of the chest. Within it, I see a curious box and goblet. The box is large and very very dusty, but I see a faint "Ultima" logo behind the layer of dust. I choose to wipe the dust and the number "9" is uncovered. I throw the box down as soon as you realize what unholy atrocities contains and dump the contents of the goblet on the box hoping it destroys it. The goblet had enough to fully melt enough of the box to ensure nobody could ever use the CD again.
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Valyou: I raise the lid and discover...
A strong smell that is so horrible that my brain focuses on how bad it smells rather than what it is. You start to bear the smell and look inside of the chest. Within it, I see a curious box and goblet. The box is large and very very dusty, but I see a faint "Ultima" logo behind the layer of dust. I choose to wipe the dust and the number "9" is uncovered. I throw the box down as soon as you realize what unholy atrocities contains and dump the contents of the goblet on the box hoping it destroys it. The goblet had enough to fully melt enough of the box to ensure nobody could ever use the CD again.
Well thanks for thoroughly shatting us all up with this tale of horror...
I raise the lid in anticipation, hoping that I've found the key...

But instead I found a crumpled up note, yellowed with age. There was nothing else in the dusty chest. I opened up the note:
"Sorry, but the key is in another castle.

Love, Toad"

I ripped up the note in frustration, immediately deciding to put my quest on hold to handle more pressing matters. The Toad must die.
finger bones, a small knife, and the cast of "Lost"