Starmaker: I don't get it.
In a nutshell:
People have minds, people think; androids don't (won't) have minds, androids can't think.
Starmaker: This seems to be some toothless version of the Turing test that a philosopher came up with to get his name into wikipedia.
You're dissing my guys now, man. Not cool.
Starmaker: And it's actually super trivial to anyone who ever took a test in school and understands the nature of evidence.
Yeah, the world in general seemed "super trivial" to me in many regards before I've furthered my education in Philosophy ;).
Starmaker: Specifically, if you luck out and the teacher thinks you understand the material, she gives you an A and you go on with your ignorant life to draw spell scrolls during macroelectrodynamics. If you consistently do well on every school test humanity can come up with until the heat death of the universe, you either have access to the key or actually understand the material. And only a philosopher can think there's a problem buried somewhere in it, by the dubious virtue of not understanding the basic concept of countable infinity.
At first this answer seemed completely unrelated to the entire discussion... then I've realized that you have difficulty separating mental processes from physical manifestations.
At this point I know that we may very well never agree on this issue for the remainder of our natural lives. I do not wish to "convince" you, so please don't treat me as an adversary here. Please consider that I'm merely trying to show you that there is another way of thinking about this; a way that is not trivially wrong.
First consider the "Mary's Room" thought experiment. This is about "qualia"; you might as well substitute that for when she says "I don't know".
Secondly -
listen to Chalmers discussing psychological zombies.
Starmaker: that human "feels" are a completely separate category from human thoughts, and even if machine thinking is successfully achieved, something uniquely human would be missing.
To which I say, no, it wouldn't be.
I think it was Descartes that understood emotions as "unclear thoughts", and that's about the only theory I can remember that brought these notions together so intimately.
I'm sorry, but a categorical difference between them is pretty... common sense.