^ Has been here, done this.

^Has been a hare, with fetid arm-pits.

^ Has been a turtle with scabby knees.

^ has been

^ Has an object called "been".

^ Has a bean.

Claims his beans are magic and will trade them for a cow.

Accepted the trade and now has one less cow, but got a magically growing bean in his pocket.

^ boasts that he's the first person, of all Italians, to invent coffee ever. He drinks so much coffee, that he's able to walk when he's sleeping and also when he's dead.

^Confuses me with an Italian, which I am only legally. But the rest is true.

^ Ate an actual astronaut's brain, thinking that it would give him the knowledge to become an astronaut, without realizing that someone stupid enough to believe that and actually try it is someone whose lack of intelligence can have no redemption.

^ He applied for cosmetology school so that he could become an astronaut.

^ Knows what movie I was referencing.

^lives in fear of conspiracy chipmunks.