^Thinks that if he shaves the orcs will win.

^Dares not to prove him wrong.

^ Has proven Fermat's Last Theorem by saying, "That's how it is, and you're wrong and I'm right!"

^ Uses math equations as the answer for everything.

^ has countless theories, but knows no law

^ is a Nobel laureate for his discoveries concerning the boundaries between the living and the dead.

^ Separates people into piles of living and dead.

^Devaluates his work by remixing the bodies every night, so he has to start from scratch.

^ He complained to the waitress that his biscuits tasted like chicken feed and his coffee like dirt. She replied, "The coffee was just fresh ground and the biscuits were made from scratch."

^Got it wrong. I actually complained about the waitress tasting like chicken.

^ He got it wrong, it was actually fish.

^ Is fishing around for a rebuttal.

^ tries to sell his aunt online, using his GOG account. He meant to name his account "HeresMyAunt", but he always gets sabotaged by the autocomplete feature.

^ Is the man from UNCLE, and has many nephews and nieces.