Hello!


Happy international troll day. What is something you can say to troll other gamers?

I'll break the ice: what if Zelda was a girl?

I see a locked thread, coming.

"List of DRM-free games on Steam"

Bonus points if you then try to explain than the Steam/Uplay/Origin client is no DRM system, by comparing it to the need to use a Web browser to download games from GOG/Humble/itch.

"I mean, I don't know what you're talking about - objectively Half Life just really wasn't that good."

"Dude, come on - paying $37 for two hours of bonus XP respects my limited time as a gamer, and gives me, the consumer more options to enjoy the game the way I want."

Zelda is a girl, it’s princess zelda!

"I've crunched the numbers, and your 'fun' strategy is 0.000001% less efficient than my optimised script. You're kicked from the team server, noob scrub"

Dude, how can you log 800 hours playing a game and still have 0% achievements?

"Sure, it's great that you killed everything, but how about a pacifist run?"

"Oh, and pay attention to the par time."

"There's always single player mode!"

(For those who are terrible at multiplayer FPSes or fighting games online)...

You missed this train apparently,

The guild master fired you

Steam is far superior to GOG.

"Wasn't Ultima 9, like, the best one?"

"I am some / such / many [long dead username] and this is not a political post by any such / many / some means. But I some / many / such hope you and yours are well (when last I was here I wished you all burned in flames for chasing me off again). I have not in fact been banned some / such / many before this many / some / such return.
Now i will blame you all for my some / such / many failings and say you have some / such / many alts."

You're in my way, sir.