Great

now all that's left is a Zombie Stalin and a Cyborg Mao

Yes. Yes. Dear god yes.

No

I wanna see "Zombie Mao"

finally. been waiting for the true story of that great man to come to the big screen. too few people know.

lol


I think this film sounds completely kickass :P

There's a book, too:

http://www.amazon.com/Abraham-Lincoln-Vampire-Seth-Grahame-Smith/dp/0446563072/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1325620256&sr=1-1

I can only assume that the movie is an adaption of the aforementioned book. Supposedly, the book is well-researched, though I don't know if that's true. But yeah, it is a little silly.

Logical, really - the ol' stovepipe hat could hold a goodly supply of stakes, garlic and other anti-vampire paraphernalia.

I've been sick the last week and I saw a show about the true life of George Washington. Did you know that he was a cannibal that subsisted mainly on children? And that there's a secret society known as the Washingtonians dedicated to preserving his memory?

Are you actually complaining about this? It sounds AWESOME. Then again, I'm a fan of altered history, looks like I've got a book I gotta read :)

Gee, and I thought he was a badass before. If it's completely serious and not just a spoof to cash in on the "tasteless comedy" crowd, I'll go see it.

Oh no, not at all. In fact, I've been interested in the book for a while. I was just saying that the idea behind the book (and the movie) is a little silly, not that it couldn't be a good book. After all, from all the reviews I've seen, it actually is a good book.

I think this whole "literary mashup" genre will become more and more popular in the next months. I mean, there are literally dozends of books like that out there right now. I'm not sure how to feel about them, most of those seem rather too gimmicky for my taste... Admittedly, the only book of this ilk I have ever read was "Move Under Ground" by Nick Mamatas, which pits Jack Kerouac and other famous Beat writers against Cthulhu and Azathoth - but it was rather good, great actually if you are familiar with Burroughs, Ginsberg or Kerouac (and Lovecraft, of course)!

While browsing Amazon I stumbled upon this:

- The Meowmorphosis
http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_noss?url=search-alias%3Dstripbooks&field-keywords=move+underground&x=0&y=0

Stuff like that was probably unthinkable in the days before the advent of the Internet and it's constant de- and recontextualization of things...

Yes, this.
Jesus also was the first to play Halo 3.

You think it could be worse?

You've got the point. It would be pretty difficult to make a movie that is worse than Human Centipede. But Human Centipede sequel is coming up, so we'll see.

oh, it already came out... oh my...