Congratulations!
1) In for Haegemonia!
Now, here are some Romanian jokes (we seem to really hate our mother-in-laws. And ourselves :P):
"An armed man breaks into a bank and robs it. He says to a hostage:
- Have you seen me robbing the bank?
-Yes!
He gets shot in the head. The robber goes to the next hostage:
- Have you seen me robbing the bank?
- I didn't... but my mother-in-law did."
"A man was taking pictures by the lake, when his wife came screaming:
- Come here, quick! My mother is drowning!
- No use, I have no space left on the camera."
"Big cataclysm in Romania: 100.000 people perish. Immediately, Europe offers aid:
France: 100 tons of clothes
England: 1 million pounds
Germany: 1000 tons of medicines
Austria: 10 tons of food
Italy: 100.000 Romanians"
"An American, a Frenchman and a Romanian were flying together.
- Now we're in America, said the American proudly. Look, the Statue of Liberty!
After several hours, the Frenchman says:
- Now we're in France! Look, the Eiffel Tower!
After some more couple of hours, the Romanian says:
- We are in Romania.
- How did you realize that? It's dark outside.
- My wrist watch has disappeared."
Yes, I googled for them, but only because I don't have my original joke booklets :P (and I knew the last one anyway!). And yeah, I'm Romanian myself, so I'm allowed to joke about it :D
4) In for Arx Fatalis with the number 428.
Thanks for the giveaway!
Post edited July 19, 2013 by Reever