Posted July 22, 2013
I guess I'd better end this before the weekend promo finishes.
Not sure why, but your story reminded me of an old D&D character I played too many years ago.
He was a pacifist cleric.
Every time the party killed a monster, he would give them a lecture about the evils of violence & then he would give the monster last rites....
Eventually the party dropped a treasure chest on him from a great height....
maggotheart: 1) Neverwinter Nights 1&2.
I was DMing a game and during this scenario myself and the player kept rolling only 1's so everyone kept critically failing. It led to a hilarious encounter with a fat innkeeper who was trying to kill him, and both combatants kept tripping, dropping their weapons, knocking over furniture and so forth. it ended with the innkeeper tripping and falling on top of his character, accidentally getting stabbed by two daggers and the player being unable to get out from underneath his bulk. He later had to be rescued by his friends.
Congrats. Check your pm's for a ticket (one-way) to Neverwinter.... I was DMing a game and during this scenario myself and the player kept rolling only 1's so everyone kept critically failing. It led to a hilarious encounter with a fat innkeeper who was trying to kill him, and both combatants kept tripping, dropping their weapons, knocking over furniture and so forth. it ended with the innkeeper tripping and falling on top of his character, accidentally getting stabbed by two daggers and the player being unable to get out from underneath his bulk. He later had to be rescued by his friends.
Not sure why, but your story reminded me of an old D&D character I played too many years ago.
He was a pacifist cleric.
Every time the party killed a monster, he would give them a lecture about the evils of violence & then he would give the monster last rites....
Eventually the party dropped a treasure chest on him from a great height....
Post edited July 22, 2013 by Rodzaju