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Posted February 11, 2014
i haz gud gramer
Posted February 11, 2014
A slice of rude british humor:
you can't
you cunt
Posted February 11, 2014
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Bigs: Hmmm... note to self... don't try to be funny by sharing what I thought was a humorous little thing I saw in the paper today...
Lesson learnt.
It might have worked if there weren't so many jackasses out there correcting people's grammar for their own gud.
Posted February 11, 2014
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timppu: Haista kaavittu = Scraped from a shark.

Haistakaa vittu = Go f*ck yourselves (literally: "Go smell a cunt")

The space is just in a different place, and they sound exactly the same when said out loud.
No they don't.

Haista kaavittu = /'haistaʔ 'ka:vitˌtu/
Haistakaa vittu = /'haistaˌka: 'vit:u/
Posted February 11, 2014
Feeling you're nuts
Feeling your nuts
Posted February 11, 2014
http://www.criticalmiss.com/issue10/GrammarFascist1.html
Posted February 11, 2014
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HereForTheBeer: Feeling you're nuts
Feeling your nuts
+1
Posted February 11, 2014
Gramma is important because without her I would not have been born.
Posted February 11, 2014
Punctuation is important because...well, I think these two letters will show you why:

Dear Jack,

I want a man who knows what love is all about. You are kind, generous, thoughtful. People who are not like you admit to being useless and inferior. You have ruined me for other men. I yearn for you. I have no feelings whatsoever when we're apart. I can be forever happy. Will you let me be yours?

Jill.

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Dear Jack,

I want a man who knows what love is. All about you are kind, generous, thoughtful people, who are not like you. Admit to being useless and inferior. You have ruined me. For other men I yearn; for you I have no feelings whatsoever. When we're apart I can be forever happy. Will you let me be?

Yours,
Jill.
Posted February 11, 2014
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F4LL0UT: Gramma is important because without her I would not have been born.
I C WUT U DID THAR.
Posted February 11, 2014
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hedwards: I C WUT U DID THAR.
Clever, wasn't it?
Posted February 11, 2014
As much as i find the flaws of language to be insulting to my intelligence (especially silent letters in spelling.... i mean, why bother having an alphabet at all?? just teach children this "here is a bunch of symbols randomly arranged to make words because we said so") I do appreciate the comedy it generates!
Posted February 11, 2014
What's that in the road ahead?

What's that in the road, a head?
Posted February 11, 2014
His single match was no match for the pair of matching matches in the matching matches match
If peter piper picked a pair of pecks of pickled pears for the pickled pair of pears pairing competition, how many pears did peter piper pick?
Post edited February 11, 2014 by mystikmind2000
Posted February 11, 2014
She tried to run a stocking run run which did not run running along the river run

There was no call for an apology after the call revealed he would call the loan because she called for a divorce after he called her out at the game after finding out what she was planning to call their baby.

The person set in charge ordered them to set out the setting which would hold the set which was the prize for winning the set but the player who was all set for victory who settled for second, got upset and set of a large explosion.
Post edited February 11, 2014 by mystikmind2000
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