Either you are a) Sick of me, or b) sick of Infinity Ward. Either way, you're only feeding my fire. =)
I could have said:
Coming from Valve...
Half-Life 3: Episode 5. Doctor Freeman gets laid.

See Chautemoc? Someone would buy it.

rrrrrrrrrrrghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
why why why
why do you do this
whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
y'know what
be a comedian
please

urm...do what?

Continually try to be funny/witty and fail miserably every single time.

Believe me, if I wanted to even try to be funny, I would have tried a longggg time ago.
Also, why did this game spark controversy for its supposed bestiality and man-on-man moments when Persona 3 was safe from the media?

Well whatever it is, please stop. :P

=(....Damn, I need some kind of emo emoticon...

Except HL2 Ep 3 is never coming out. Not sure how they'd ever release a HL3 either.

We can all dream (Or have nightmares depending on your views of Valve.).

Just an update:
Return to Ostagar is on XBOX Live now, and will be available for PC and PS3 in a few hours.

Woot! now to do what a lich all ways does. plan and wait.that and kill paladins.

Oh, I would suggest those of us planning to buy it to consider buying your 400 bioware points (5 bucks) now. I have a sneaking suspicion their server is going to fall apart later tonight (like it did when DA:O came out) :p

Done!
I'm actually surprised how fast and easy it was.

Some more DLC was just released with a very special trailer....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kDeawqKzEVM

Just took a look at the Dragon Age Forums and it looks like the PC version of RtO got delayed again. And I think the Xbox version got pulled, but I'm not for sure on that.
GG Bioware. I could crap out an hour long DLC in an afternoon.